The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Emrys · Dec 3, 2015

GasBandit said:
No, I'm over here.

How you doin'? :unibrow:

GasBandit · Dec 3, 2015

Emrys said:
How you doin'?

Like a 1 legged cat trying to bury turds on asphalt, how bout you?

Denbrought · Dec 3, 2015

So I've been writing the social media blurbs for my SO's craft business thing. Everyone else thinks it's better than what they can come up with, so they've put the awkward spaniard in charge of the writing...

Anyway, my wife's product descriptions on her Etsy page are kinda boring. For example, a Cthulhu-inspired key she made very early on had a description akin to "Carry Cthulhu with you! Perfect for eclectic geeks and nerds alike!" I decided to improve it, because I'm bored.

This tentacle-green pendant was created by one of our artists during a feverish dream; they were trapped in a dark ziggurat of endless corridors, haunted by faceless man-beasts that slithered about and cried with the sound of a thousand hoarse throats. Their only means of escape was to craft an amulet and beseech help from beyond.

They awoke, covered in strange mixture of bile and honey, with this key in their fist.

At any rate, the artist hasn't slept since, so they don't need the Old One's protection anymore. Do you need an amulet of power? Afraid to step into rooms with corners for fear of They Who Dwell Beyond? Is your local Elder God cult unhappy with your lack of accessories? If so, you're in luck!

Wonder how many of these I can make before they change their mind :awesome:

Shakey · Dec 3, 2015

I would buy that.

Denbrought · Dec 3, 2015

Shakey said:
I would buy that.

Got some rare things on sale, stranger!

bhamv3 · Dec 3, 2015

I just realized the Merchant appears to be pointing at his crotch.

Denbrought · Dec 3, 2015

bhamv3 said:
I just realized the Merchant appears to be pointing at his crotch.

Stranger, ha ha, what do ya' need that for, goin' huntin' an elephant?

Yoshimickster · Dec 4, 2015

Everytime I watch Ultimate Spider-man while cleaning I gain a micro-aneurysm. Really Cloak and Dagger? You REALLY thought breaking supevillains out of a maximum security prison was a GOOD idea? And yeah, GREAT idea letting Vulture escape and not face his crime's Spidey, because THAT is what a hero does.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
Everytime I watch Ultimate Spider-man while cleaning I gain a micro-aneurysm. Really Cloak and Dagger? You REALLY thought breaking supevillains out of a maximum security prison was a GOOD idea? And yeah, GREAT idea letting Vulture escape and not face his crime's Spidey, because THAT is what a hero does.

Please dude if you're not watching Avengers Assemble you're nuts.

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Please dude if you're not watching Avengers Assemble you're nuts.

Is it really that good? I was prejudiced against it and never watched it because of the premature ending of Avengers:EMH, and hearing from other people that Assemble wasn't as good.

Fun Size · Dec 4, 2015

My kids watched it and it really was a great show, but I also like Ultimate Spider-man. The second his high school had a Prinicipal Coulson and Stan the janitor, I was all in.

Yoshimickster · Dec 4, 2015

I've avoided it as a fan of EMH, but from what I've seen its at least better than Ultimate or S.M.A.S.H.

fade · Dec 4, 2015

I could never get into Ulimate Peter Parker in the comics. I don't know what it is, but I just did not like him.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

GasBandit said:
Is it really that good? I was prejudiced against it and never watched it because of the premature ending of Avengers:EMH, and hearing from other people that Assemble wasn't as good.

Well let me just say that a smart intelligent highly paid professional watches it in earnest.

Dei · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Well let me just say that a smart intelligent highly paid professional watches it in earnest.

So your wife likes it?

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

Dei said:
So your wife likes it?

Ha ha hee hee it is too laugh.

Yes.

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Ha ha hee hee it is too laugh.

Yes.

As usual, you didn't QUITE get the line right, it is...

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

Go fuck a porcupine friend.

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Go fuck a porcupine friend.

You and I saw some VERY different cartoons back in the day.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

GasBandit said:
You and I saw some VERY different cartoons back in the day.

That's because your manager Sneeky Pete kept you in line.

Yoshimickster · Dec 4, 2015

fade said:
I could never get into Ulimate Peter Parker in the comics. I don't know what it is, but I just did not like him.

I just couldn't get into the majority of the Ultimate comics line in all honesty. "What if Scorpion, Tarantula, and Spider-Woman were all Spider-man's CLONES? What if Scarlett Witch and QuickSilver fucked each other and no-one treated it as the crime against nature it was?" Yeah, NOBODY asked those questions, especially the former which just fucks with the origin which doesn't matter as long as the character is thematically the same.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

Yoshimickster! Don't interrupt our Ray Stevens recollections!

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
That's because your manager Sneeky Pete kept you in line.

But when Bill throws a chair in the ring, that's when you know you'd best be headed for the door.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

GasBandit said:
But when Bill throws a chair in the ring, that's when you know you'd best be headed for the door.

Sorry dude the door locks jammed.

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Sorry dude the door locks jammed.

HEY PUNK, YOU FORGOT YOUR CHAIR.

Squidleybits · Dec 4, 2015

Monster High and Avengers Avengers Assemble!

GasBandit · Dec 4, 2015

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

WasabiPoptart · Dec 4, 2015

Would it be a no-no for me to write a paper while listening to the guest speaker in another class?

Squidleybits · Dec 4, 2015

I regularly put conference calls on mute and write briefs.

WasabiPoptart · Dec 4, 2015

This would be in class during a lecture. I only have a page and a half left to write.

HCGLNS · Dec 4, 2015

fade · Dec 4, 2015

I'm going to be honest: I've had no vacation to speak of this year with a major project deadline (multimillion dollar) in October, and my vacation is finally coming next weekend until the end of the year. I have vacationitis so bad, I basically farted around about half the day today. Especially since I couldn't sleep for some reason last night.

Yoshimickster · Dec 4, 2015

I wish there was lint between my toes, so I could remove it. Its just pleasing.

fade · Dec 5, 2015

I'm out putting up Christmas lights and there are like 5 other dads out doing the same. I just made long eye contact with one like, "It's on, mother elfer."

PatrThom · Dec 5, 2015

fade said:
I'm out putting up Christmas lights and there are like 5 other dads out doing the same. I just made long eye contact with one like, "It's on, mother elfer."

--Patrick