Cue him buying deliberately faulty condoms and your kids bringing home "something that makes noise" in 9 months....my kids are too old for my brother to adequately retaliate.
That is not the type of family I have anyways. So I'm not worried.Cue him buying deliberately faulty condoms and your kids bringing home "something that makes noise" in 9 months....
(IIRC your kids aren't that old yet but shhhh)
I got halfway through that sentence and was mentally preparing to reply "ha ha, her husband had a vasec.." and then I read the second half and I'm not touching anything having to do with going there.Cue him buying deliberately faulty condoms and your kids bringing home "something that makes noise" in 9 months....
(IIRC your kids aren't that old yet but shhhh)
On the same vein (of Christmas gifts), I got my son a 3D printer for Christmas and I'm going to have baller cosplay.
FTFYBoth.On the same vein (of Christmas gifts), I got my son a 3D printer for Christmas and I'm coming to terms with the fact that soon my real life house will be indistinguishable from my Minecraft house.
Ah, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.Yeah, tell us how you really feel.
--Patrick
The "stop telling kids to get off your lawn" challenge.What's next? The "Deep Throat a Baseball Bat" challenge? How about somebody start a "get a goddamned job and contribute to society" challenge? Or at the very least, a "don't post a single thing to any social media site for a solid month" challenge?
Well, it's been five minutes, so it's time for another "challenge" to go viral and sweep the goddamn internet. Just to push the "what will people do if everybody is supposed to be doing it" envelope, the next "challenge" up to bat is the One Finger Selfie Challenge.
The challenge? Be female, and take a nude selfie of yourself in a mirror, while hiding all your naughty bits behind only one finger (using its reflection so it covers upper and lower no-no zones).
What's next? The "Deep Throat a Baseball Bat" challenge? How about somebody start a "get a goddamned job and contribute to society" challenge? Or at the very least, a "don't post a single thing to any social media site for a solid month" challenge?
I will never be able to adequately repay my mother in law for the "Band in a Box" that arrived a few years ago.I have ordered my 6 month old niece something that lights up and makes noise for Christmas, because my kids are too old for my brother to adequately retaliate.
You couldn't just let your past go, could you? Now they've traced your emails and found you!Just about asleep and suddenly gunshots were ringing out. Sounded like about a block away to the east. Called 911 and now I'm sitting here wired listening to the police scanner.
Oh yes, she does like playing with her prey, doesn't she...I'm looking around for a dark lesbian who finally tracked me down from Mexico.
Yay. This announcement actually matters to me now. My days working Saturdays seem to be over.It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY and I actually get to leave before 6pm for freakin once!
Likely a whole lot more!Does this mean we'll be seeing more of you? That's good news
All of that.
That said, it's a shame your last months on the job aren't as interesting anymore. OTOH, I'm leaving in February and my boss is trying to push anything and everything my way to finish before then. And I'm sitting there going "you want all of this done on time, or properly?"
That said, it's a shame your last months on the job aren't as interesting anymore. OTOH, I'm leaving in February and my boss is trying to push anything and everything my way to finish before then. And I'm sitting there going "you want all of this done on time, or properly?"