The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Tinwhistler]

I'm having a cheat day--got me a cinnamon roll from 7-11 that's a good 4 inches across and covered in some kind of cream-cheese icing. It just came out of the microwave.

It's so delicious, it's totally worth losing a foot over.

 

[Cog]

To be fair to Gaby, it is titled roughly "How it happened: there's class on Saturday", which sounds awful.

I honestly didn't see the title.

 

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I'm having a cheat day--got me a cinnamon roll from 7-11 that's a good 4 inches across and covered in some kind of cream-cheese icing. It just came out of the microwave.

It's so delicious, it's totally worth losing a foot over.

4 hours is a long time to eat a cinnamon roll.

 

[strawman]

4 hours is a long time to eat a cinnamon roll.

Gotta make the most of cheat days.

 

[Dave]

4 hours is a long time to eat a cinnamon roll.

Fuck you, that's funny!

 

[Tinwhistler]

4 hours is a long time to eat a cinnamon roll.

I know people who would beg to differ

 

[Null]

I know people who would beg to differ

And by cinnamon roll, he means anus.

 

[PatrThom]

Who would do that to their child?

Where have you been since 1990?

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Turns out the French are willing to fight after all... over Nutella.

 

[PatrThom]

Turns out the French are willing to fight after all... over Nutella.

Even though the formula has been cut down? Madness!

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

Dude. A half hour dump is *not* healthy.

Wasn't me. Wasn't a guest. Just some guy who came in, took his damn sweet time in the restroom, and left.

 

[GasBandit]

Dude. A half hour dump is *not* healthy.

Wasn't me. Wasn't a guest. Just some guy who came in, took his damn sweet time in the restroom, and left.

He needed a fondue fork.

 

[PatrThom]

Or a wet-nap.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Or didn't just take a dump in there.

 

[Null]

Could have been mudbutt.

 

[HCGLNS]

This salsa is insanely spicey!

 

[Dei]

There's a part of me that really wants to go out to dinner with someone who mistakenly orders Rocky Mountain Oysters. I would not correct them.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Dogs just look more comfortable sleeping, and I envy them.

 

[Squidleybits]

There's a part of me that really wants to go out to dinner with someone who mistakenly orders Rocky Mountain Oysters. I would not correct them.

Unless they were allergic to nuts?

 

[Sparhawk]

There are no nuts in Rocky Mountain Oysters, it's just meat balls.

 

[Frank]

I hate IPAs. I never want them near me. Get your hoppy bullshit out of my face.

No, I don't care if this craft beer is actually the best one ever, 99% chance it's a fucking IPA, because all God damn craft beers are IPAs.

 

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Yeah gotta agree with you there. Worse, they're so trendy now that half the beers at restaurants and bars seem to be IPAs these days.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm not much of a beer drinker, but yeah one year they announce there's a hop shortage and suddenly every place is all I'M-A CRAM SO MANY HOPS IN HERE IT'S GONNA TASTE LIKE GRAPEFRUIT LAMBIC.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

I was at QVBC and asked for their heaviest beer, they gave me an IPA

 

[Gared]

I hate IPAs. I never want them near me. Get your hoppy bullshit out of my face.

No, I don't care if this craft beer is actually the best one ever, 99% chance it's a fucking IPA, because all God damn craft beers are IPAs.

Don't visit Oregon any time soon then. It's almost all that I can find here. It's fucking bitter shit. Why do you hate your palate so much? What are you trying to atone for?

 

[DarkAudit]

I've seen a few craft beers here trying to equate hops with weed. No, your beer isn't "dank," it's fucking skunky.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I like a GOOD IPA, but there's plenty of basic ones that the moment you drink one its like "Shit, I'm full, and this beer tastes weird, why did I GET this?"

 

[Squidleybits]

I like a GOOD IPA, but there's plenty of basic ones that the moment you drink one its like "Shit, I'm full, and this beer tastes weird, why did I GET this?"

That's how I feel every time that I try I fake beer

I have no idea why I keep trying them when I'm out at restaurants. I never buy them for home.

 

[Sparhawk]

Why do you hate your palate so much? What are you trying to atone for?

Obviously trying to atone for being unable to pump their own gas.

 

[Gared]

Obviously trying to atone for being unable to pump their own gas.

After seeing how many Oregonians smoke around gas pumps, I'd be perfectly happy not letting any of them pump their own. Never before have I seen so many people smoke next to their fucking car while their gas is being pumped. Just, wandering through the gas station apron area, chatting with the attendants and smoking.[DOUBLEPOST=1517152548,1517152485][/DOUBLEPOST]

I've seen a few craft beers here trying to equate hops with weed. No, your beer isn't "dank," it's fucking skunky.

But my terpenes!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Fuck IPAs. Fuck them in their nasty, piney, bitter faces.

Tastes like fucking Satan's taint sweat.

 

[Null]

Fuck IPAs. Fuck them in their nasty, piney, bitter faces.

Tastes like fucking Satan's taint sweat.

And being from Georgia, O_C knows Satan taint sweat when he tastes it.

But seriously, enough with the IPAs. What about a nice lager?

 

[Frank]

I'm heartened to know I'm not alone.

 

[HCGLNS]

Lol we can all hate IPAs for varied reason.

Too bitter for you? Not bitter enough for me!

 

[Tress]

And being from Georgia, O_C knows Satan taint sweat when he tastes it.

But seriously, enough with the IPAs. What about a nice lager?

I’ll be over here having a hefeweizen later, if anyone wants to join me.