The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

Saint John*
St. John's is in Newfoundland.
Saint John is in New Brunswick.
Unless there's a St. John's in New Brunswick too. In which case.... you guys need to get more creative with the names out there.
 
Or I could go back to Buffalo where there has been playoff hockey at some point after the lockout.

And before you say it, same number of cups as the leafs since our founding
 
His comment was implied hatin on my Sabres.

I devised a more accurate saying though:

Canada: come for the drinking age, stay for the fact that there is too much traffic for you to even consider leaving.
 
Wouldn't that just be onion rings covered with cheese and gravy? Like, a whole different food. I cant just take french toast and say "well, i dont use the eggs or bread, but i put milk with a bowl of cereal. Basically the same thing."
 
Well, using regular cheese grated onto fries and gravy shouldn't be called poutine either and it fucking grinds my gears every time one of these fuckmouth pizzarias does it.
 
MORE KATE BEATON!
(Also, I was wrong, the attack on Washington wasn't performed by troops stationed in the Caribbean. It actually is relevant to Canada after all; the attack came from Halifax, by way of Bermuda.)
****edit: DAMMIT Photobucket resized the image. Hold on, I got this.


***DOUBLE EDIT: Even after cutting the image up into 5 chunks, and uploading seperately, Photobucket still resized them to the point of being too small to read. I give up.
 
It seems to me that Ontarians seem to care the most about the War of 1812. My dad for example was born and raised around Picton and he goes on and on about it, while I, a born in the territories and raised in Alberta, couldn't give a hoot.

This is based on a 2 person sample size.
 
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