The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[PatrThom]

No moose, no maple (syrup/leave as per choice). Pfft.

Not even any ham back bacon!

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

No poutine or Tim's!

 

[Gruebeard]

No beautiful women hidden inside parkas.
No massive drum set.

 

[Emrys]

No Rush or Bare Naked Ladies.

 

[HCGLNS]

boop

 

[checkeredhat]

Hey I know that guy!

 

[Frank]

YAY, I just took an involuntary 1000 dollar paycut. THANKS ALBERTA GOVERNMENT! Thanks for not taxing corporations! I LOVE THIS PROVINCE!

 

[PatrThom]

I LOVE THIS PROVINCE!

NOT AS MUCH AS IT LOVES YOUr money

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

A bunch of people at work just got back from a business trip out to Winnipeg. They all agreed that the most exciting thing there was Humphrey, the polar bear from the Toronto Zoo.

 

[checkeredhat]

GAZE UPON AMERICAN TIM HORTONS AND DESPAIR.

 

[HCGLNS]

I should buy a Garth Brooks Greatest Hits CD for all the camping trips this summer.

 

[grub]

But what will they put on the rest of the CD?

 

[PatrThom]

But what will they put on the rest of the CD?

All of Chris Gaines' greatest hits.

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

No. Bryan Adams. I know it's overplayed but seriously. Summer of '69 is SUCH a good jam for summer camping/ cottaging.
Also,
#Dadsongs
I'm guessing that's a hashtag that exists.

 

[Adam]

A bunch of people at work just got back from a business trip out to Winnipeg. They all agreed that the most exciting thing there was Humphrey, the polar bear from the Toronto Zoo.

That's not true! We also have the Human Rights Mu-Zzzzzz.....

 

[HCGLNS]

Merry Christmas! er Happy Easter!

 

[checkeredhat]

Can we take a minute to talk about how great maple whisky is?

 

[HCGLNS]

Not that Crown Royal crap though, that tastes like a fuckin McGriddle.

 

[checkeredhat]

Not that Crown Royal crap though, that tastes like a fuckin McGriddle.

I like the Tap 357. But I bought Sortilege today on the suggestion of my friend.

 

[checkeredhat]

I just found out yesterday that the CRTC ruling regarding 3 year cellphone contracts is retroactive.
My shitty Rogers contract is over in June! I thought I had to wait it out another year.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Not that Crown Royal crap though, that tastes like a fuckin McGriddle.

Please tell me more about this delicious McGriddle booze...

 

[checkeredhat]

Please tell me more about this delicious McGriddle booze...

http://www.crownroyal.ca/OurWhiskiesMaple.aspx
It really is the worst of the Maple Whiskies I've tried; but it also seems to be the one that kickstarted the trend. I'm sure Sortilege and Tap 357 existed before, but Crown Royal debuted this two years ago and now suddenly everyone seems to be drinking maple whiskies.
Canadian Club also has one now, but I haven't tried that.

 

[Frank]

The Crown Royal maple whiskey isn't great, but it's not bad either. Maple whiskey is just delicious in general.

 

[Squidleybits]

McGriddles are an abomination. Team McLobster!

 

[GasBandit]

I love McGriddles. Not even sorry.

 

[Squidleybits]

Cupcake needs a beer!

 

[PatrThom]

That's such a great shot.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

Canadian cooler! Happy Easter!

 

[HCGLNS]

And now it is snowing in our fair city....

 

[Squidleybits]

Happy %#*&@!! Easter!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

"Canada that totally is a planet."
I grinned.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Why do you have a measuring cup in your passenger seat?

I was eating Fruit Loops!

 

[jwhouk]

TIL Hobos live in Canada, and are married.

 

[Squidleybits]

I have a long drive in to work.