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* Yet another Matrix parody after even movies that parody the Matrix make fun of themselves for doing so.
* Terrible animation
* 100% not funny

I think HBO needs to offer a free month to all customers to persuade them to watch this crap.
 
I'm still confused who this movie's audience is. The writing isn't strong enough to be for adults, but do kids really know The Matrix?
 
I'm still confused who this movie's audience is. The writing isn't strong enough to be for adults, but do kids really know The Matrix?
For kids... as decided by a bunch of adults who do not have kids or do not pay close enough attention to their kids.
 
A kaiju movie, but it's basically "We defeated the thing! But now what do we do with this giant carcass?" Kind of like that one episode of Love Death + Robots but with a kaiju. And I'm totally down for it.

 
A kaiju movie, but it's basically "We defeated the thing! But now what do we do with this giant carcass?" Kind of like that one episode of Love Death + Robots but with a kaiju. And I'm totally down for it.

I guess it will be similar in tone like Shin Godzilla.
 
They kind of touched on that in Pacific Rim, with the company Kaiju Remedies basically having a monopoly on Kaiju carcasses. Lots of the parts have useful medicinal and practical uses, including the excrement that was excellent fertilizer and the mucus which was basically the world's strongest adhesive. I'm not sure how they'll handle it here... you can't just leave it to ROT or it's going to cause a massive insect epidemic and who knows what kind of chemical reactions go on inside a monster that can breath nuclear fire.
 
They kind of touched on that in Pacific Rim, with the company Kaiju Remedies basically having a monopoly on Kaiju carcasses. Lots of the parts have useful medicinal and practical uses, including the excrement that was excellent fertilizer and the mucus which was basically the world's strongest adhesive. I'm not sure how they'll handle it here... you can't just leave it to ROT or it's going to cause a massive insect epidemic and who knows what kind of chemical reactions go on inside a monster that can breath nuclear fire.
Just float the rumor that ground up kaiju will make your dick hard. The carcass will be stripped by morning.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Would it rot? Or would it be immortal like a terrasque? I saw a concept once for a city built on the body of a dead terrasque, with a flourishing meat industry selling the constantly regenerating flesh of the beast.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
The more I see of Space Jam: A New Legacy, the worse it looks


Ready Player One and The LEGO Movie referenced things, and they were successful, that means that referencing things will make you successful, right?
 
The more I see of Space Jam: A New Legacy, the worse it looks


Ready Player One and The LEGO Movie referenced things, and they were successful, that means that referencing things will make you successful, right?
The only thing I liked about this is the brief shot of Clark and Jimmy from Superman: The Animated Series. Between this and the series being uploaded in HD for the first time on HBO Max, I hope it's a sign that a Blu-Ray release of the series is coming.
 

Dave

Staff member
So many pissed off white guys. That's what I'm predicting. "Remember when Disney put out movies for white people and didn't buckle under to all the PC immigrants?!?"

You know there's going to be people bitching.
 
So many pissed off white guys. That's what I'm predicting. "Remember when Disney put out movies for white people and didn't buckle under to all the PC immigrants?!?"

You know there's going to be people bitching.
No doubt, but this has been the direction they've been heading for close to 30 years? Man, these white guys have been bitching a long time.
 
I thought about it but this there actually an animated Disney movie with a white male main characters in an american setting?

Edit: Nevermind, "Meet the Robinson". I forgot about this really good movie.
 
I thought about it but this there actually an animated Disney movie with a white male main characters in an american setting?

Edit: Nevermind, "Meet the Robinson". I forgot about this really good movie.
If you want to be technical, unless you count the compilation movies (Make Music Mine, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time, Ichabod and Mr. Toad), Disney didn't make a American white male protagonist film until A Goofy Movie (sort of?) or Toy Story. Every other US film the leads were animals or white females. Everything else with caucasian males was European.
 
If you want to be technical, unless you count the compilation movies (Make Music Mine, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time, Ichabod and Mr. Toad), Disney didn't make a American white male protagonist film until A Goofy Movie (sort of?) or Toy Story. Every other US film the leads were animals or white females. Everything else with caucasian males was European.
A Goofy Movie is without a doubt the blackest Disney movie ever made and that is including The Princess and the Frog AND The Lion King. That's not even getting into how Goofy and Mickey are both based on Black American stars of the stage and screen... this is a movie the proclaimed Tevin Campbell was the hottest rock star.

 
A Goofy Movie is without a doubt the blackest Disney movie ever made and that is including The Princess and the Frog AND The Lion King. That's not even getting into how Goofy and Mickey are both based on Black American stars of the stage and screen... this is a movie the proclaimed Tevin Campbell was the hottest rock star.

I've heard about Mickey's design being based on blackface, but I was always under the impression that Goofy was supposed to be the whitest, suburban dork to ever live. Also why I wrote "sort of?", because also a dog? In any case, I think it also didn't hurt that Disney already had Tevin under contract from Sister Act 2.
 
I've heard about Mickey's design being based on blackface, but I was always under the impression that Goofy was supposed to be the whitest, suburban dork to ever live. Also why I wrote "sort of?", because also a dog? In any case, I think it also didn't hurt that Disney already had Tevin under contract from Sister Act 2.
According to Disney animator Art Babbitt in describing how to characterize Goofy (original name Dippy Dawg and first appearing in "Dippy the Goof"), "(He is) a composite of an everlasting optimist, a gullible Good Samaritan, a half-wit, a shiftless, good-natured coloured boy and a hick."


Edit for source: http://www.michaelspornanimation.com/splog/?p=2418

Edit for clarity: in case you think that's a risky link, that's the website of animator Michael Sporn, not Michael's Porn
 
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Encanto


So is Mirabel going to find out she's actually the most powerful and then proceed to destroy the world?

Disney's The Accordion Academy
Saw the latin american trailer. I really really wanted colombian accents but it wasn't. So, I will watch it in english as always.
 
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