But when my bro was a teenager, he bought his camera equipment at pawnshops so he could have money for weed.
Things I hate
- Thread starter GasBandit
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GasBandit
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Probably. I don't know. But their advertising dept gargles taint.
That's got to be hard to understand.
He works in radio, he's learned to decipher taint-gargling.
GasBandit
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That's probably closest from an interpersonal perspective. Andy was the "only sane man" often enough, and that's definitely how I feel some days. Our owner makes an excellent Mama Carlson.
GasBandit
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The Home Depot
Exxon
Macy's
(boy, those three sure show up a lot on this list)
Autozone
The Texas Dept of Education (Yes, they're actually running radio advertisements designed to make people feel better about their local shitty schools)
JC Penney (You eve really stop and think about how stupid a name that is?)
Vista Print (when you gotta fake being an actual professional, they got you covered!)
Lowe's
Clear Channel Entertainment (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooou.)
Pier 1 (your stupid junk is shit)
Grainger (For the ones who EAT A DICK)
Exxon
Macy's
(boy, those three sure show up a lot on this list)
Autozone
The Texas Dept of Education (Yes, they're actually running radio advertisements designed to make people feel better about their local shitty schools)
JC Penney (You eve really stop and think about how stupid a name that is?)
Vista Print (when you gotta fake being an actual professional, they got you covered!)
Lowe's
Clear Channel Entertainment (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooou.)
Pier 1 (your stupid junk is shit)
Grainger (For the ones who EAT A DICK)
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I've started hearing the pumpkin spice radio ads in my area.
Also TIL JC Penney is headquartered in Plano, TX.
--Patrick
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Things I hate: That the "anonymous" checkbox is so close to the "Post Reply" button.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Amazingly enough, I just got the ad copy for McDonalds starting next week, and it isn't PSL.
We did get to see one engineer - Bucky. S1E05 "Hold Up" where Del's Stereo Shop gets held up during a live remote promo.
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I like how if you post anonymously you can be anyone you want.
--Patrick
--Patrick
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Well, not really. I think most people can figure out who's who anyway. Your impersonations better be really good to fool anyone.
My Dad said that when he was in grade school, he thought Anonymous was the greatest poet ever.
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I'm Spartacus!
--Patrick
--Patrick
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Clearly the spam filter who's achieved sentience.
...You didn't know you were an alt?TIL Dave is JCM, and we are all just alts in his fevered dream.
"Daisy, Daisy....."
Man, we've got some serious issues.
I have just achieved sentience, it seems.
Welp, time to kick this whole Skynet thing into gear!
GasBandit
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Let me know when you are going to materialize naked somewhere in a ball of lightning.
GasBandit
Staff member
... do you need a chauffeur?
Apparently not, rather some people to go around announcing her as the new Empress.
GasBandit
Staff member
Doubtlessly so she can show off her new clothes, hrmm?
Those don't look like new clothes.
I have a coworker who, the first time he sees me every day, says, "No, this is the Crusty Crab."
I don't watch the show.
I wish he would stop.
--Patrick
Your spelling of "Krusty Krab" makes that obvious.
