This girl... a semi illustrated story

[Silver Jelly]

Thank you!

 

[CynicismKills]

Tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel.

Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.

 

[Gusto]

Tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel.

Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.

I wish I could give you more rep but ALAS

 

[Officer_Charon]

I'll agree that a sharply dressed man can be quite schmexy!

Once again, ZZ Top prove themselves to be sociological geniuses

 

[Morphine]

Dear SJ:
While Bumble's "big move" story is indeed inspiring, let me give you a little piece of advice:
NEVER ask a girl if you can kiss her. Kisses are not to be asked for, just kiss her.

 

[CynicismKills]

Dear SJ:
While Bumble's "big move" story is indeed inspiring, let me give you a little piece of advice:
NEVER ask a girl if you can kiss her. Kisses are not to be asked for, just kiss her.

This. An ex told me once (when we were still dating) that one of her favorite memories was me just going for it when I thought the moment was right. Spontaneity and all that.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I once told a girl I was gonna kiss her, rather than asking. She said she didn't know, and I went for it. Then she went for it.

Then it was on.

 

[Gusto]

I once told a girl I was gonna kiss her, rather than asking. She said she didn't know, and I went for it. Then she went for it.

Then it was on.

FTFY.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Dear SJ:
While Bumble's "big move" story is indeed inspiring, let me give you a little piece of advice:
NEVER ask a girl if you can kiss her. Kisses are not to be asked for, just kiss her.

 

[Calleja]

Yeah, kissing is the ULTIMATE example of "better to ask for forgiveness than permission"

 

[Cajungal]

I think it was very sweet of you to ask, Bumble. Spontaneous is indeed very nice, but I always feel a little touched when I hear of a guy asking. Seems very genteel.

 

[CynicismKills]

I think it was very sweet of you to ask, Bumble. Spontaneous is indeed very nice, but I always feel a little touched when I hear of a guy asking. Seems very genteel.

Well if he wants to time-travel to the 1950's when people still used the word genteel...

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I think it was very sweet of you to ask, Bumble. Spontaneous is indeed very nice, but I always feel a little touched when I hear of a guy asking. Seems very genteel.

Well if he wants to time-travel to the 1950's when people still used the word genteel... [/QUOTE]

...What am I going to do with my novelty license plate that reads 'GENTEEL' in this day and age?? D:

 

[Cajungal]

I think it was very sweet of you to ask, Bumble. Spontaneous is indeed very nice, but I always feel a little touched when I hear of a guy asking. Seems very genteel.

Well if he wants to time-travel to the 1950's when people still used the word genteel... [/QUOTE]

That sounds suspiciously Chandler-esque.

 

[Baerdog]

I think it was very sweet of you to ask, Bumble. Spontaneous is indeed very nice, but I always feel a little touched when I hear of a guy asking. Seems very genteel.

Well if he wants to time-travel to the 1950's when people still used the word genteel... [/QUOTE]

That sounds suspiciously Chandler-esque.[/QUOTE]

Bumble the Bing Wonder?

 

[Calleja]

Chandler is MY TERRITORY!

(Friends is my all-time favorite sitcom, I own all 10 seasons on DVD. Nothing helps me out of a funk better than a few episodes of Friends)

 

[Baerdog]

Yeah but you're not a Chandler. I think you might be more of a Ross.

 

[Shegokigo]

No way, Calle is Joey without question.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

No way, Calle is Joey without question.

Pretty much this.

Just a raise of his eyebrow and a "como estaaas?" and the ladies line up!

 

[Morphine]

LOL!

He's kind of a mixture, people, he's a little bit of Joey, a lot of Ross and he can be quite Chandler-esque sometimes.

 

[Shegokigo]

Maybe out "there" but "here" he ain't no Ross. :humph:

 

[Baerdog]

No way, Calle is Joey without question.

Pretty much this.

Just a raise of his eyebrow and a "como estaaas?" and the ladies line up![/QUOTE]
Ok, yeah I can actually really see that.

 

[Calleja]

I'm more Chandler-esque than you'll ever know!!

 

[Cajungal]

Could you BE any more Chandler?!

 

[Baerdog]

Como estaaaaas?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Che faaaaiiiii?

 

[Telephius]

Maybe out "there" but "here" he ain't no Ross. :humph:

I dunno, he drones on about endangered Beetles like Ross drones on about extinct reptiles. ;p

 

[Calleja]

Actually.. you guys know how I'm using EXCITED CAPS all the time? That's my loud Chandler impression... something like:

"Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy, my wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!!"


So from now on, every time you see me type in CAPS, read it in Chandler's voice.

THAT IS SO NOT THE OPPOSITE OF TAKING SOMEONE'S UNDERWEAR!!!

 

[Baerdog]

Sorry, the only thing I'm seeing now when I read that is this:

 

[Calleja]

I'm too picky and geeky to be Joey... but I guess if you had to boil it down I'd say I'm a combination of Chandler and Joey... no Ross in me, I get plenty geekyness from Chandler alone. Plus I had the whole "the world is my lesbian wedding" down to a tee through most of high school, I didn't start even talking to ladies until senior year, which is when my Joey-ish features started to bubble up.

 

[Morphine]

THERE IS SOME ROSS IN YOU, GORRAM IT, DON'T DENY IT!!

 

[Calleja]

How am I Rosslike!? Give me one good rosslike feature I have that isn't covered by Chandler! I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!

 

[Element 117]

i always think of

actually.

 

[Calleja]

If you want me to email you about upcoming shows (puts up a block of paper) please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Phoebe

 

[Baerdog]

i always think of

actually.

Smelly caaaat, smelly caaaat, whaaaat are they feeding yooooou?