5yo: Dad I can't beat this part. I've tried 100 times!My daughter's current favorite activity is sitting next to me and talking smack every time I fail at being Spider-Man. When I tell her she can play then, she just says "No Thanks, I'm terrible at these games."
Me: Ok let me give it a try. *beats it on second try*
5yo: NO NOT THAT WAY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! You died... you're terrible at this.
Me: *googles late term adoptions*