Yeah, so my day so far's been great.
Woke up, read American newspapers and websites, died a ittle inside to see my expectations being met.
Went upstairs, found the doggie with diarreah who had managed to keep it all inside! All night! Until he saw me, got enthousiastic, and sprayed liquid shit all over the kitchen floor.
Went to walk the dogs, the one with diarreah sprayed crap all over my shoes, and while trying to wipe that off, the scared and twitchy one managed to run away; queue a 3-block chase with a lot of close calls with cars that were luckily only going 30kph. I'm pretty sure the small black doggie in the dark is now on her third life or something.
Came back, made some tea. Spilled tea all over my pants.
Made some new tea, took it up to my office. Found out my thermos isn't water tight anymore, the rubber's probably worn through. Got the stairs and my desk covered in tea.
Want down to the kitchen to get the dogs to take them up to my office. Was greeted by a big puddle of dog shit on the parquet in the living room. Seriuosly doggie, I like you but ugh.
Start to work. Also boot up my personal PC. Boot error. Restart. Something is suddenly making a weird noise inside the box. Restarted....Seems ok now.
Walk the crapping dog. Come back home to find the other one...Well, after about a 10 minute search. She's suddenly decided she doesn't mind taking the stairs, and was hiding on a different floor, in the dark, beneath a closet. Awesome.
Go to the kitchen for lunch. I'll have some sandwiches and eggs. Test the eggs to see if they're still good (that is, put 'm in a glass of water - bad ones'll float, good ones sink). Break an egg by putting it in a glass of water (How?!). Guess I'll have one egg instead of two.
Come back upstairs to the office to eat my lunch. Manage to grab the shitting dog just as he's about to release a stream onto the carpet; get half of it on my clothes instead.
I'm actually pretty sure I'm still forgetting a few other minor things. But....You know. One of those days.