If you ever get that job, could you ask around if they have another opening for me?First day back after 2 week holiday. Also first time really looking at my personal mailbox (except for some quick checking for important mails).
UUUuuugggggghhh I do not want to deal with 500+ mails. After removing all the automated and standard crap there's still some 100+ mails left that I actually have to read and do something about or that have information I need to retain or whatever.
Also, sick co-workers (covid at a summer festival? What a shock!), and I am soooo not interested in either the office politics or the new and interesting ways our software/servers broke during my absence.
Why can't my job be to lie around on a beach and occasionally drink a cocktail or glass of wine?