Dave
Staff member
Have very active and very loud sex. Mark that fucking territory, man.Oh, no worries about that, they can barely stand each other. I don't think he'll be a problem, but it will be an awkward few nights to be sure.
Have very active and very loud sex. Mark that fucking territory, man.Oh, no worries about that, they can barely stand each other. I don't think he'll be a problem, but it will be an awkward few nights to be sure.
Pee on your girlfriend.Have very active and very loud sex. Mark that fucking territory, man.
Oh god.=sobbing=
Stawp! I'm already dead.
(2 hrs into an 8 person reply all email chain to the whole company....)
Hey guys, we need to set up some kind of memorial for Higgins. He suffered so much at the end of the fight. We should honor his memory.=sobbing=
Stawp! I'm already dead.
(2 hrs into an 8 person reply all email chain to the whole company....)
I feel moved to offer a prayer (in love):Hey guys, we need to set up some kind of memorial for Higgins. He suffered so much at the end of the fight. We should honor his memory.
Peter those are cheerios.Let's hope you didn't also have to explain OOO.
--Patrick
And if it had happened as a result of hitting your steering wheel with your face during an accident, your car insurance would've paid for it.I make almost $100k a year and I can't afford to get my fucking teeth fixed because it's dental not medical and insurance is ass.
Or if it had happened at work they would have paid for it. But no, I had to do it at home.And if it had happened as a result of hitting your steering wheel with your face during an accident, your car insurance would've paid for it.
--Patrick
Speaking from experience, a lot of women on dating sites are just window shopping and feel no obligation to continue any conversation. Also they might just have started looking because they got mad at their current BF and then stop opening the app a couple days later after the make-up sex.In yet another case of "Nick gets easily discouraged," I matched with a girl on Tinder. Actually, we matched on Bumble, too, but I didn't see it in time before it timed out.
Anyway, we started talking a little. She's a fellow cyclist, which seemed encouraging. I asked her if she braved the rain today. She didn’t and that's okay. I asked her if she's lived in Halifax long. She gave a pretty good answer, then said "And you?" I answered. And then...nothing.
Fucks sake, ask some questions back, maybe? Is it too much to ask that I don't ask all the questions? Or am I just that boring in my approach? I have no idea what I'm doing.
This only further cements why I'm going to die alone.
I’ll never forget my wife on one of our first dates was like “yeah I was only on bumble for a few days before we started talking” and then showed me she had 100 matches. It’s such a comically different experience for men and women on those apps.Speaking from experience, a lot of women on dating sites are just window shopping and feel no obligation to continue any conversation. Also they might just have started looking because they got mad at their current BF and then stop opening the app a couple days later after the make-up sex.
Similar story with my gf and I. I'd had maybe 5 matches in 4 months between match.com and eHarmony (both the paid versions) and she'd been on match less than a week.I’ll never forget my wife on one of our first dates was like “yeah I was only on bumble for a few days before we started talking” and then showed me she had 100 matches. It’s such a comically different experience for men and women on those apps.
This is legit one of my greatest fears.One of the media storage drives in my plex server died >_< taking about 3tb of shows and movies with it.
Welp! I said exactly that and...she responded positively! She said she appreciated the forward approach.I just don't know what to say and assume I've already screwed things up.
I'm half tempted to say something like, "Hey, so full disclosure, I'm really rusty at dating and not good at small talk over text. How about we go out for dinner tomorrow? I'm free after 430. You can pick the place."
But that just feels like a line after the short time we've talked.
That, my dear fellow, took an incredible amount of courage and I am massively proud of and happy for you.Welp! I said exactly that and...she responded positively! She said she appreciated the forward approach.
So...looks like I have a dinner date tomorrow.
Or...not.Welp! I said exactly that and...she responded positively! She said she appreciated the forward approach.
So...looks like I have a dinner date tomorrow.