Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

I have his latest song memorized even though I can't stand it. I'm positive that the radio station has more than five songs it can play.
Whoa, let's not get crazy here. How else will I know about how much sex Adam Levine is having with someone he doesn't like if I don't hear One More Night

EVERY TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES
 
Power went out. When it came back on I found my router was dead. That's fine, I'm a computer guy, I have plenty of spare... wait a minute, I got rid of all my excess routers a few months ago...

:aaah:

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That's why I put my router and cable modem on a UPS ages ago. Those midsummer power blips that kept knocking me offline were annoying.
 
Remember when ads were honest, and only advertised porn sites? Nowadays its all "Your flash player is out of date! Download the latest version!" And by "latest version" they mean obvious spyware. Not this lagomorph.
 
Whoa, let's not get crazy here. How else will I know about how much sex Adam Levine is having with someone he doesn't like if I don't hear One More Night

EVERY TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES
Does Rihanna want you to stay?[DOUBLEPOST=1369071442][/DOUBLEPOST]New tattoo on the inside of my arm is super cute but its bruised pretty badly :(
 
My brilliant ploy to call seeing Star Trek a "team building exercise" was undone when someone on another team broke something critical, effectively moving me from seeing it on opening day to seeing it eventually on Blu Ray.
 
My brilliant ploy to call seeing Star Trek a "team building exercise" was undone when someone on another team broke something critical, effectively moving me from seeing it on opening day to seeing it eventually on Blu Ray.
YOU DON'T BREAK ANYTHING ON A FRIDAY.

That is my unwritten rule.

I guess I just broke my rule.
 
"Come back at five, the boss will be there then to give out applications."
5:00 comes
"Sorry, were not giving out applications."
...could've gotten the FOUR THIRTY EIGHT TRAIN TOO! BUT NO! I hate the hunt.
 
But...but Disney and Cartoon Network. Playhouse Disney is way more fun that Dora, and her condescending bullshit. Yes Dora, we fucking see Swiper. He's right behind you. If you would take two seconds to swivel that giant goddamned head of yours around instead of staring at us with your creepy, dead gaze, you'd know that.

Sorry. I might have been forced to watch a lot of Dora at one point in my life.
 
I don't understand. I think I've met a fair number of Chinese people, and I'm not sure what you would use their fur for. I mean, how many would it take just to make a stole?
 
Lovely weather today, for the first time in a loooong while we actually had sun and a temperature where you can go out without a coat. Girlfriend gets off work at 5 pm, thought I'd go lie somewhere in a park at 4 and let her come pick me up - I packed my bag, my book, her book, water, sunscreen, blankets to sit on, bottle of wine because why not (when she got there, that is - I don't go drinking bottles of wine in the park on my own :p), sun glasses. All set! I go to the toilet, come out, and....there's a thunderstorm going on? WTF? I was just in time to close all the windows with only minor bits of flooded carpet and wet sofa, but still. Pfuh! Way to get my hopes up, jackass sun!
 
After 3 days of basically sitting around doing nothing while people help me install stuff, I actually will have work to do for my internship on monday.
 
I almost missed my damn train because the damn Njtransit site didn't tell me the next train was at fucking TWELVE THIRTY! WHO IS RUNNING THAT SITE?! I WANT FUCKING NAMES! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*Table flip*
 
When I was in fifth grade, my parents got a cat. She loved me instantly, and followed me around, slept in my bed, sat on my lap, etc. for 7-8 years. She was MY cat, and she was one of the sweetest things I've ever met. I moved ~1000 miles away about a month ago, and thought "Oh, she'll be okay. She'll be waiting when I get back."

She had to get put down on Wednesday. Her kidneys were failing, and she just laid in my old room, on my old bed for the last week of her life.

I've said goodbye to pets before, but goddamn this one hurts.
 
Guess who accidentally hit his hand against the door! And not the hand that DOESN'T feel like it'll break off any second, the awful one! I am also typing with 1 hand as a result, because my left hand hurts like hell.
 
My wife is out of town for the week. gonna miss talking to her as much, on the plus side... I get to turn off the damned television at night and sleep in the dark.
 
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