My teen brought covid home from college on Halloween and gave it to my husband. I thought i was in the clear but got it a week later. 5 days in and I hate everything, but mostly how fucking awful I feel waking up in the morning.
Futzing around after dinner and I notice a wet/oily spot on the back of my hand. Whatever, I'm not fussy, I'll just lick it off... and that's when I realize that what is on my hand is apparently a smear of hand soap.