Whose got a crush on a fellow forumite here?

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Cajungal

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Go and...... something about a donkey? Aw, man, I don't like where this is going.
she told you to go fuck your (Spanish slang for an idiot) donkey.

And when I say "spanish slang" I mean really, really local to Spain. Don't even know where she got that.[/QUOTE]

Would you mind telling her I'd prefer not to.

Hang on... No quiero hacerlo. ...Verdad?
 
how about: "Ve y cogete a tu propio burro, puta de mierda. No me impresionas con tus pinches intentos pateticos de sonar foranea."?


(I still :heart: Crone)
 

Cajungal

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Goddamnit, ever since I dropped Spanish as a minor, I'm terrible at it. I should really pick it up again this summer. I miss it. I would so love to read those wonderful sentences.
 
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Andromache

how about: "Ve y cogete a tu propio burro, puta de mierda. No me impresionas con tus pinches intentos pateticos de sonar foranea."?


(I still :heart: Crone)
Collons de Déu, Calleja, eres un idiota en vinagre si crees que quería decir el mensaje para cualquiera que no fuera ella, mujer diablo. Tu no tener media hostia,Te voy a meter una leche.
 
I know quite a bit of Latin and besides some words here and there, I'm pretty sure that's gobbedly gook. Or at least spelled too wrong for my Latin rooted brain to grasp. I think your translator has failed you.
 
I'm quite content with not catching bible references, and I'm not trying to act "smarter" than anyone, just commenting on stuff to the best of my abilities. If YOU think I'm trying to one-up you intellectually, it's your own self-esteem playing with you.

That being said, a whole collection of poems celebrating Priapus, the cock god himself, is hilarious.
 
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Andromache

yeah, no, that's the cool way to be wrong. "dayum, i don't give a fuck holmes, I says what I says!"
 
Ok, I completely failed on the latin translation, I must be much rustier than I thought. I admit it, I was wrong, trying to be funny and wrong.

But the main point I was trying to make remains, though, that's like the third time you've said or implied that I'm trying to act like I'm smarter than everyone else... not the case. I'm just the guy that can't stand misspellings or bad grammar, cause I'm effing nuts and an annoying little fuck about it, but it's something I can't quite NOT do. I'm somewhat outwardly apologetic about it but still do it in good spirits, because I know that grammar or spelling abilities have no reflection whatsoever on intelligence or lack thereof. It just means my brain is good at memorizing stupid rules, just like it's good at remembering stupid trivia; but it's also incredibly bad at spatial perception, it has no sense of direction whatsoever, and has a marked tendency to love anything with Scarlett Johansson in it. It's just brain wiring, some people are good at math, others are musical, I don't know... that's not a reflection of intelligence, and I've never implied I believe it to be.

(yes, I'm a bit stoned and those may be complete ramblings, but there's a point in there somewhere.)
 
These guys are cybering over PM or something.

I feel like a third wheel now.

I'm gonna be watching this instead:


then maybe breaking bad.
 
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Andromache

Hmmm, hairier than I thought. But, as I am a man of my word... (PM)
I lol'd soooo hard I broke a wineglass, and now the space key has a chunk missing. Hilarious, my good man. Totally unnecessary, also. :)

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She even cursed in catalan :confused:
Yeah, what the fuck? I'm surprised enought to make this completely redundant post.

Where did you get the catalan part, if you know which it is, Crone?

(Did that reinforce the reminiscence of your grandma, Calle?)[/QUOTE]

I speak not a lick of those languages, but according to my browser history:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
 

Dave

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I speak not a lick of those languages, but according to my browser history:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
I don't know if I'm more amused about the fact that there's a wikipedia page on spanish profanity or the little mistranslation in the poster that makes it say "English, son of a bitch, does it speak you?"
Catalonia, the new soviet russia?[/QUOTE]

Personally, I love teh part at the top:

\"Joder\" redirects here. For the community in Nebraska, see Joder, Nebraska.
There's a place called Fuck, Nebraska. In Spanish.
 
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