Whose got a crush on a fellow forumite here?

[Null]

Heh, sorry about the damage to your keyboard, but you know I aim to please.

 

[tegid]

"To fuck", really, but yeah. That's awesome.

Or just 'fuck!' as an interjection!

Anyway, yeah, awesomely funny :lol:

 

[Andromache]

Heh, sorry about the damage to your keyboard, but you know I aim to please.

you know that no matter how much i break your heart, that I still like you, as evidenced by the fact that I won't ever post that picture, and make you suffer the wrathful humor of this forum.

 

[HowDroll]

i would have crushed on you hadn't How DrollFacey Face swept you off your feet before I could spit up my courage.

She has awesome boobs. But I'm all been there, done that (Droll, you love it when I keep on noting our wonderful night in Paris)[/QUOTE]

Juski, you know that's supposed to be a secret.

 

[Gusto]

Hey it's Droll!

*CHEERS*

 

[ElJuski]

damnit GOOSE

 

[Gusto]

I'm getting a little sick of the abuse, Joose.

 

[ElJuski]

Let's hug it out bitch

 

[Gusto]

ADMIT WHAT YOU DID IS WRONG

 

[Null]

Heh, sorry about the damage to your keyboard, but you know I aim to please.

you know that no matter how much i break your heart, that I still like you, as evidenced by the fact that I won't ever post that picture, and make you suffer the wrathful humor of this forum.[/QUOTE]

Even if I didn't know, I trust.

 

[ElJuski]

ADMIT WHAT YOU DID IS WRONG

THE EVIL IS INSIDE YOU

 

[Null]

ADMIT WHAT YOU DID IS WRONG

THE EVIL IS INSIDE YOU[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, did he invent COMIC SANS?!

 

[Fun Size]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

 

[Andromache]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

I've had a crush on you for awhile, ever since that night in Barretos.

 

[Null]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

That reminds me of a joke, where a father used "playing cards" as a euphemism for having sex with someone. One afternoon he finds his twelve year old son's door locked. He asks, "What are you doing in there, son?" The son says "I'm playing cards!" The father, quite concerned, asks "Who are you playing with?" and the kid says "You don't need a partner when you've got a hand this good!"

 

[Jake]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

I've had a crush on you for awhile, ever since that night in Barretos.[/QUOTE]
So that was his pool boy's name?

 

[Andromache]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

I've had a crush on you for awhile, ever since that night in Barretos.[/QUOTE]
So that was his pool boy's name?[/QUOTE]

no, no, no no.

not funny jake. try harder. I expect better from you.

 

[ElJuski]

ADMIT WHAT YOU DID IS WRONG

THE EVIL IS INSIDE YOU[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, did he invent COMIC SANS?![/QUOTE]

Someones gotta taste the curb

 

[Null]

Don't Be a Hater

 

[Andromache]

Don't Be a Hater

 

[Jake]

I totally had a crush on myself, but then I found out how easy it was to get me to put out, and I ended up kind of taking advantage of myself and...well frankly, I just don't really respect myself like I used to.

Still, I was damned good.

I've had a crush on you for awhile, ever since that night in Barretos.[/QUOTE]
So that was his pool boy's name?[/QUOTE]

no, no, no no.

not funny jake. try harder. I expect better from you.[/QUOTE]
But, see it's like there was this guy named Barretos, and Fun Size was like "in" him, you know. In the butt. Fucking. And you were like watching or something. See? Funny!

 

[Fun Size]

I think she's balking at the fact that it's a ridiculous pretense.

I would never sleep with the help.

 

[Jake]

I think she's balking at the fact that it's a ridiculous pretense.

I would never sleep with the help.

Who said anything about sleep? BUTTFUCKING!!!

 

[Andromache]

oh jake, you used to be somebody.

 

[Jake]

It's Tuesday. You'll take what I got. TAKE IT ALL!!!

 

[Null]

He used to be the guy who invented Comic Sans.

 

[Dave]

I think I know my April Fools Day joke for this year.

---------- Post added at 01:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:53 PM ----------

Never mind. It would be too much work.


I was going to change the entire board to Comic Sans for the day.

 

[Cajungal]

Oh, damn.

 

[Andromache]

I was going to change the entire board to Comic Sans for the day.

geez Dave, if you want me to leave, just say so. You don't have to be that drastic.

 

[ElJuski]

the fuck dave

the fucking fuck

 

[Andromache]

comic sans makes baby graphic nerds cry.

 

[PatrThom]

How about some Comic Avec? Eh? Eh? Or is that really just Times?

--Patrick

 

[Andromache]

How about some Comic Avec? Eh? Eh? Or is that really just Times?

--Patrick

that... hurt soooo much.....

 

[PatrThom]

I shot the serif
But I did not shoot typography

The pleasure is mine.

--Patrick

 

[Andromache]

old typography class joke is old.