Congrats. It's a boy!We definitely are.
The last few months we've been closer than ever.
Best times in our lives.
Baby gate?Now all you need is a lullaby chair and a baby gate and you'll be all set.
--Patrick
Wait is that supposed to be bad?You know raising a kid in a totally pink environment will turn her Goth by time she is 12...
There's a difference in dating a Goth and rearing one.Wait is that supposed to be bad?
Baby gate. Keeps your kid from becoming a slinky or getting into things she shouldn't.Baby gate?
No, babies can't be silent for 18 minutes.Is Babygate like Watergate?
He photoshopped all the wrapping paper trash off the floor, and removed the wrinkles in her shirt that suggested she might be wearing bras that fit just fine before becoming pregnant but are now are a bit more snug.What alterations did you make?
Good eye. I can never do those like "Six things are different in these two image" games, and you didn't have a comparison to know what was done. Are you just like... a master photoshop-spotter?He photoshopped all the wrapping paper trash off the floor, and removed the wrinkles in her shirt that suggested she might be wearing bras that fit just fine before becoming pregnant but are now are a bit more snug.
full frontal?Jay haven't you posted full pictures of your wife before? Ala the Halloween/Wedding threads?
At the sound of the cry, your life as you know it will change drastically.
Not everyone feels that way at that time. I think my first time it took a few days to settle in.the first second that she comes out crying, you'll immediately feel a change...
Dude, it's a little different for you. For Jay, it's a moment of life-changing proportions that he'll never forget.Not everyone feels that way at that time. I think my first time it took a few days to settle in.
Feel free to ask loudly right after delivery, "So, can this extra finger be removed, or what?"
Make sure you're out of reach of your wife when you do so.
Said every parent ever.I went down to the basement today to go through my daughter's old baby clothes to give to a friend. I totally went overboard when she was a baby. Maybe. Definitely.
I see Jay's wife waking him up at 4:25Am and saying "Jay it's time, I'm in labor!" And Jay being all like "Shit! Let me post this picture on Halforums real quick before we go!"