Welp... (Leyla has joined the battle)

[jwhouk]

For stienman, it was Tuesday.

Of course, it's actually Monday, but stieny's lost count. You know, with all the kids and such.

 

[Dave]

A friend of mine just had triplets. All boys.

I need a picture of Oprah yelling, "Babies! Everyone gets a baby!"

(How is babby formed?")

 

[Jay]

 

[Dave]

Congrats, Daddy!!

 

[Gilgamesh]

@Jay - Welcome to the club.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Congratulations Jay... enjoy!!!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Felicitations, mon ami! Welcome to the adventure!

 

[Frank]

I assumed this is what was causing Jay's absence from most things online.

Congratulations bro.

 

[North_Ranger]

Awwwwww! She's a beauty, Jay. Congratulations, and many hugs to Mama Jay.

 

[Jay]

Baby Leyla (7.1 pounds) and mother are doing fine .

Me chilling out right out

This came from my balls man.

 

[Dave]

Screenprint that until her first date and then bring it out for the boyfriend. From your balls, man.

 

[HCGLNS]

=Groan= Not a Sansa chapter!

Congratulations!

 

[PatrThom]

Just an early warning to @Adam - @Jay may be a-poundin' on your door soon, wanting to move in. Be ready.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[drifter]

 

[North_Ranger]

So, how are you gonna handle coming home? Will you find a cliff for some Lion King action, or wait for nightfall and re-enact Roots?

 

[Jay]

 

[drawn_inward]

Congrats Jay!

 

[Bones]

This is what is coming!

 

[Shawn]

Congrats Jay and family!

 

[Jay]

I'm gonna rock those swings.

 

[Emrys]

<squeexplode!>
Congratulations! She's so lovely.

 

[PatrThom]

Congratulations! She's so lovely.

--Patrick

 

[Jay]

Never seen so many hot women touch my wife's breasts today, even in my wildest fantasies...

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ah, lactation nurses.

...

Ours was super nice, but not so great to look at... *grins*

 

[Sparhawk]

Congrats Jay.

Now, if anyone ever tried to tell you "May you live in interesting times," you can tell them that it's too late now, you have a daughter.

 

[PatrThom]

Never seen so many hot women touch my wife's breasts today, even in my wildest fantasies...

There's still tonight.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

I'm the idiot who saw this when posted, said aloud, "That's awesome, Jay" as if I was on vent, and then moved along without friggin' posting.

Congratulations, Jay. This is indeed awesome.

 

[Bubble181]

Just an early warning to @Jay - @Iaculus may be a-poundin' on your door soon, wanting to move in. Be ready.

--Patrick

Errr....Fixed that for you? Or something?


Also, I demand the thread title be updated. To, like, at least the right date DEMAND I TELL YOU! Or you shal....errr....Feel my apathy? I dunno, I sort of lost steam there.

 

[PatrThom]

I demand the thread title be updated. To, like, at least the right date DEMAND I TELL YOU! Or you shal....errr....Feel my apathy? I dunno, I sort of lost steam there.

Yes, please.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

By the way, did you get your baby card punched? After seven, the eighth one is free. Just ask @stienman.

 

[Jay]

 

[Gilgamesh]

Until they're teenagers anyway

 

[Cheesy1]

Then it changes to "Get to sleep early."