Random Video Game Crap

GasBandit · Oct 9, 2014

PatrThom said:
@GasBandit is a complain-y, whiny, ranter.

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU GODDAMNED ROBOT[DOUBLEPOST=1412876136,1412875877][/DOUBLEPOST]

Dave · Oct 9, 2014

I could update the forum software, truthfully. We're still running the beta release and there's been a gold release and a patch update.

SpecialKO · Oct 9, 2014

Dave said:
I could update the forum software, truthfully. We're still running the beta release and there's been a gold release and a patch update.

Ravenpoe · Oct 9, 2014

Dave said:
I could update the forum software, truthfully. We're still running the beta release and there's been a gold release and a patch update.

Begin the Purge!

ThatNickGuy · Oct 9, 2014

Bowielee said:
Also, @Jay It would be almost as stupid as when Gilgamesh quit because he was told to stop funnying Charlie's posts.

Wait...that's why he hasn't been around? Genghis Khan.

(Note: I'm testing out saying "Genghis Khan" instead of "Jesus Christ." Just to mix things up a little.)

CynicismKills · Oct 9, 2014

Is that really why Gilgamesh stopped posting? What an enormous baby.

PatrThom · Oct 9, 2014

GasBandit said:
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU GODDAMNED ROBOT

(additional bonus points if you read it in the voice of Teddy)

--Patrick

GasBandit · Oct 9, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
Wait...that's why he hasn't been around? Genghis Khan.
(Note: I'm testing out saying "Genghis Khan" instead of "Jesus Christ." Just to mix things up a little.)

Great Caesar's GHOST.

Also, if you slip, try JEEZ... and crackers!

drifter · Oct 9, 2014

Re:Gilgamesh, Shegokigo had a bit to say last time she was around.

I dunno about him coming back, he's been pretty put off by what happened (the Jay debacle) and while on his break realized his toxic behavior (his own words) and feels it might have stemmed from being on here too much and the dealings he had with some individuals on a daily basis.

Yoshimickster · Oct 9, 2014

Whatever nick name you pick, be prepared for the jokes. I used to complain about people making fun of my nick-name too, but later in life(15 I think) I realized when you choose share a name with a cartoon mouse, a pop-song, and an Irish racial slur you deal with the gags like an adult.

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

PatrThom · Oct 10, 2014

Got about US$165k to spare? Have I got a deal for you.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

PatrThom said:
Got about US$165k to spare? Have I got a deal for you.

--Patrick

I used to have that, in digital form. It cost me about 2 hours on a torrent.

Frank · Oct 10, 2014

GasBandit said:
I used to have that, in digital form. It cost me about 2 hours on a torrent.

Ain't the same brah, ain't the same.

/istheguywhosoldhisentirecollectionyearsagoandemulateseverythinghewantstoplaynow

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

Frank said:
Ain't the same brah, ain't the same.

/istheguywhosoldhisentirecollectionyearsagoandemulateseverythinghewantstoplaynow

Trust me, even the same ain't the same any more.

NES controllers in adult hands SUCK.

Frank · Oct 10, 2014

GasBandit said:
Trust me, even the same ain't the same any more.

NES controllers in adult hands SUCK.

I don't mind them, and I have silly monster man hands. Still the best dpad ever on a controller.

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

Frank said:
I don't mind them, and I have silly monster man hands. Still the best dpad ever on a controller.

What can I say, I disagree on both counts. The original NES controller feels way too small now, and the dreamcast's D-Pad (and thumbstick, and whole controller really for that matter) was and is the best ever.

Terrik · Oct 10, 2014

Is the Angry Video Game Nerd selling his collection?

CynicismKills · Oct 10, 2014

GasBandit said:
What can I say, I disagree on both counts. The original NES controller feels way too small now, and the dreamcast's D-Pad (and thumbstick, and whole controller really for that matter) was and is the best ever.

I love the DC dpad, but man that shit was sharp as a knife. My thumb used to hurt like hell after MvC2 sessions.

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

CynicismKills said:
I love the DC dpad, but man that shit was sharp as a knife. My thumb used to hurt like hell after MvC2 sessions.

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CynicismKills · Oct 10, 2014

BADDA-DADA. BADDA, DAA

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

CynicismKills · Oct 10, 2014

I understand his pain.

I understand it well.

Officer_Charon · Oct 10, 2014

GoG.com was having a sale, so I picked up Banished. Right before I had to go to work.

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

Officer_Charon said:
GoG.com was having a sale, so I picked up Banished. Right before I had to go to work.

Oh you poor man.

Well, when you get home, my only advice to you is EXPAND SLOW. Don't feel like you have to have a house for every 2 adult villagers.

Officer_Charon · Oct 10, 2014

I'm getting off at 4 in the morning... it is entirely possible that I will play it again.

And I was starting to do that, but only after all the other houses were filled up.... my village had a sudden baby boom after I got everyone housed, and the kids are juuuust starting to get old enough to work.

Also, took me a minute to realize that the firewood cutter needed LOGS, not just TREES. And the throughput problem was my forester not being built.

Now if I can just get my blacksmith built, because I've run out of tools, but I need stone, so I need my quarry up and running faster, but I need more people for that, and I could probably gather more iron, but I need to build a bridge to get to the deposits on the other side, but I need more logs, but my second forester's not up yet...

I might have a problem here...

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

... a lot of people are about to die.

Officer_Charon · Oct 10, 2014

*laughs* Yeah, I knew that going into this...

PatrThom · Oct 10, 2014

Yeah, but they're not real people.

--Patrick

Dei · Oct 10, 2014

Of course, you have to build slowly, but not TOO slowly, or everyone gets old and you are screwed that way as well. Such a balancing act.

GasBandit · Oct 10, 2014

Dei said:
Of course, you have to build slowly, but not TOO slowly, or everyone gets old and you are screwed that way as well. Such a balancing act.

SO many ways to be screwed. Not everybody educated? Screwed. Not wearing warm clothes? Screwed. Run out of tools? Screwed. Not enough wood? Screwed. Not enough stone? Screwed. Take in a bunch of nomads? EPIDEMIC.

Dei · Oct 10, 2014

Fucking nomads.

GasBandit · Oct 12, 2014

Good Skyrim Mods Weekly this week with some pretty good looking UI improvements, even beyond just using SkyUI.

GasBandit · Oct 12, 2014

Mah boy Dunkey's back with an excoriating review of Smash Bros 4.

Officer_Charon · Oct 12, 2014

GasBandit said:
... a lot of people are about to die.

Oddly enough, only half my population, which wasn't that high to begin with... I've managed to reach an equilibrium of sorts, which isn't exactly a good thing, as many of the population are getting on in years, now.

However, NOW I've got plenty of food, tools and coats stockpiled, plenty of wood to harvest, my stone quarry is doing great and my iron mine is.... going. I've even got a hospital AND a herbalist now.

Time for some population growth.