[Other] The not so funny pic thread (some NSFL or gore)

[bhamv3]

Relevant XKCD:

 

[figmentPez]

No, that's not what happens when lightning strikes sand. That's what happens when a sandcastle artist plays around with dripping wet sand.

This is a fulgurite, the real result of lightning hitting sand:

 

[Cheesy1]

Well poopy.

 

[PatrThom]

The one in the Chicago museum is pretty impressive. It was what, 10ft long?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Spoiler: spoilered for size

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Spoilered for size. A local Tim Horton's store has posted its upcoming holiday hours.

(Edited to relieve anyone of worry that I'm showing the results of my doctor's appointment.)

Spoiler

 

[Emrys]

Spoilered for size.

Spoiler

Dear gods, I was terrified that you were going to show us results from your doctor's appointment.

 

[GasBandit]

Hah, Burger King is already de-Canadatizing Tim Horton's.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Spoilered for size. A local Tim Horton's store has posted its upcoming holiday hours.

(Edited to relieve anyone of worry that I'm showing the results of my doctor's appointment.)

Spoiler

The King says: "Fuck yo family."

 

[Bowielee]

 

[bhamv3]

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My first instinct is to scream "oh god my eyes" but I think that may be misconstrued...

 

[Ravenpoe]

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So that Sandman series got greenlit after all...

 

[GasBandit]

Steel worker Carl Russell sits at 1,222 feet (400 meters) on top of a steel beam casually waving to the cameraman, who risks his life climbing into a crane to be able to make this photo. Empire State Building, 18 september 1930.

 

[GasBandit]

When the world finally is on its knees, I want this chair to be my throne.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Alternatively: Band Name Generator
"Gonna go see Massage Massage tonight, they're opening for Ebony Lesbians' Step Sister at eight."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Alternatively: Band Name Generator

--Patrick

New citrus drink aimed at women: Lesbian threesome squirt?


Not sure what product you could label "Teen milf stepmom."

 

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How do they know the demographics of the searchers?

 

[GasBandit]

How do they know the demographics of the searchers?

It could just be of registered members, I suppose.

There COULD be more invasive ways, but let's hope that's not the way they went.

 

[drifter]

Footballer celebrates goal with backflip; lands awakardly, breaks spine and dies.

Spoiler: Spoilered for death

 

[GasBandit]

Gotcha. I would have posted it in the funny pictures thread but that would have given away the ending.

 

[drifter]

Really dig this illustration. More work here.

 

[PatrThom]

Really dig this illustration. More work here.

Mmm 403 forbidden.
Looks like someone might've gotten more fame than they were ready for.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

I think that should fix it.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Terrik]

 

[GasBandit]

The worst of it is you can see some "stuff" get flicked off the comb after it passes through the hair, so there's just a random scattering of lice somewhere off to the right of the camera.

 

[drifter]

I think the 'stuff getting flicked off' is just light reflecting from the comb off the lens. At least, that is what I choose to believe.

 

[PatrThom]

That's a lotta lice*.
But that comb running through his hair must've felt soooo goooooood.

--Patrick
*I've had 'em. Couldn't get anyone to believe that's what I had until I scratched one out of my head and mashed it on a tabletop. THEN it was all quarantine, and laundry, and lindane shampoo, and fine-tooth combs, etc.

 

[drifter]

This is a cake. Wow. More here.

 

[GasBandit]

An oldie but feely that the most hard-core of us might not have seen.

 

[figmentPez]

Source

 

[Celt Z]

Source

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Emrys]

New meme - Santaur penis.

 

[PatrThom]

New meme - Santaur penis.

I'll admit that I wondered for a moment whether that was really snow he was straddlin'.

--Patrick