Santuar cum from the Santuar penis!
You're goddamned right. Because some of you are absolutely useless fucks when you don't have to clean up after yourselves.
Been there, done that?
No, but I get to hear the stories each morning about all the crap housekeeping had to deal with the day before. Ew.
I can only imagine.
GasBandit
Staff member
It's one thing to "see it." It's another to specifically open closed suitcases and attempt to log into laptops.
That's just unsafe. I mean, you should never advertise your status as a vampire slayer, then all the vampires know!Well certainly THIS could NEVER have any unfortunate results.
GasBandit
Staff member
Alright, lemme see if I'm reading this right...
Most singles are in Dixie.
When people get married, they move to the great plains, further toward the rockies end.
If they separate they go back to Dixie.
If they get divorced, half of them go halfway back to Dixie but say "fuck it, this is good enough" somewhere around Tennessee. The other half randomly disperse toward the pacific.
If their spouse dies, they slowly drift in random directions, until equilibrium is more or less achieved.
Most singles are in Dixie.
When people get married, they move to the great plains, further toward the rockies end.
If they separate they go back to Dixie.
If they get divorced, half of them go halfway back to Dixie but say "fuck it, this is good enough" somewhere around Tennessee. The other half randomly disperse toward the pacific.
If their spouse dies, they slowly drift in random directions, until equilibrium is more or less achieved.
Hooch is
Nope.
And I say that as a connoisseur of such fine pastries.
And I say that as a connoisseur of such fine pastries.
figmentPez
Staff member
I'd eat it.Literally not safe for lunch.
The Macaroni and Cheese Bacon Donut.
leave out the pasta, and make it actual cheese, then we might talk.
...Wouldn't that be called something else, though?
GasBandit
Staff member
Right up there with the canadian woman who went on a hawaiian vacation while 8 months pregnant... I'm always astonished by how many people think flying with tiny babies is a good idea.
Sorry, your crotchspawn means you don't get to do stuff until it is old enough to be controlled with voice commands, and even then your options will be limited.
Sorry, your crotchspawn means you don't get to do stuff until it is old enough to be controlled with voice commands, and even then your options will be limited.
fade
Staff member
Anyone with kids can tell you that no one is more miserable than the parents. People without kids -- even people with kids who are no longer babies -- seem to think the parents of babies get off on their crying or something. You have to hear it. They have to deal with trying to solve the problem, the (believe me) oh-so-keen awareness that everyone on the plane hates you right now, and with having the ear-piercing wail happening right in their ear.
GasBandit
Staff member
There needs to be, like, a pamphlet handed out by hospitals when you have a baby, letting parents know they can't fly or eat out for (at least) 5 years. They could title it "Congratulations! Your life is over."
In other news, one of the reasons I am glad I don't live in Houston -
