[Other] The not so funny pic thread (some NSFL or gore)

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"This is going to ruin the tour" is something Justin Timberlake said when arrested for drunk driving.

 

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https://boingboing.net/2024/08/02/man-inserts-eel-into-his-bum-then-needs-rescuing-when-eel-slithers-into-stomach-and-starts-chewing-away.html

"The eel had bitten through the patient's rectum and colon to escape into the abdominal cavity" [...] Surgeons had no choice but to open him up and inside they found the eel—65cm long and 10cm in circumference—still alive.

Apparently, they also found a lemon in his anus which they also removed.

Surgeon: <wielding scalpel in one hand and tiny lariat in the other> "Nurse, I said suction! Yeehaaaw! Come back here ya little wrigglin' varmi...oh look! A lemon!"

There just aren't enough for this one.

--Patrick

 

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