What are you playing?

Dragon Age: Inquisition: More like NOT playing. My wife hasn't been able to start because the method of having your choices carry over from the prior games is to fill out a bunch of questions on Dragon Age Keep after logging in with your Origin account. So fun. Great game.
This is basically what is keeping me from playing it. I don't want Origin on my machine, so my only option is to pick it up on 360... except if I do that, I can't install the play disc for god knows what reason.

Honestly, I'm just going to wait a month or two, get it cheap used, and see if they patched it.
 
This is basically what is keeping me from playing it. I don't want Origin on my machine, so my only option is to pick it up on 360... except if I do that, I can't install the play disc for god knows what reason.

Honestly, I'm just going to wait a month or two, get it cheap used, and see if they patched it.
You don't have to install Origin; just have an account and go to the website. Or do you have to have Origin to play it at all?
 
It's no different than requiring Steam, but it's for a service that is actually evasive and monitors your activities when you aren't playing games. If that shit wasn't in Origin, I'd actually consider having it on my PC.
 
With keep done, my wife is finally creating her character.

And it's almost as generic and expected as you can get. Human rogue, noble, familial and personal ties to the chantry, the kind of person that's a shoe-in for the main character's position (hell, even the rogue part in a way; at least mage would be controversial). If I was playing, I'd definitely jump for Qunari. I might play, depending on how I see it going for her, if it looks fun, good, not DA2.

Bioware got weird in character creation when they heard the people's cry of "We want choices!" Bioware, no one cared about having an XY-axis grid to determine brow and forehead size, ya weirdos.
 
Between Warlords of Draenor, DA:I, Smash Bros, and Pokemon all releasing at basically the same time, I am pretty sure my head would explode if I wasn't going on a mini ski vacation for Thanksgiving. (Which means next week I'll be playing Pokemon while my husband drives the at least 3 hours to the resort assuming the weather/traffic isn't God awful)
 
From GiantBomb: Jeff Gerstman pretty much hates everything these days, but honestly, the game looks kind of ass to me.
On PS3/Xbox 360, it does. The graphics are clearly catering toward next gen consoles and PC, so for PS3/360, there's lots of aliasing, extra brightness. It honestly looks a little worse than Origins, and the text is tiny. Anyone getting it on console, go for next gen.

Between Warlords of Draenor, DA:I, Smash Bros, and Pokemon all releasing at basically the same time, I am pretty sure my head would explode if I wasn't going on a mini ski vacation for Thanksgiving. (Which means next week I'll be playing Pokemon while my husband drives the at least 3 hours to the resort assuming the weather/traffic isn't God awful)
After a lengthy mid-year drought, now too much is coming out at once. (Brofist for Pokemon; I can only afford one more game this year and it's going to be that.)
 
They're playing it on PC.

And I wasn't just talking about the graphics, the gameplay, the interface... total pass for me.
Ah, got it.

I can't really give my verdict yet. Wife took three hours between background choices and character creation, and I only watched 10 minutes of the actual game before I got bored. Not sure if it's because she's in the obligatory tutorial prologue or because I stopped caring about Dragon Age a long time ago.
 
Wife currently suffering status effects of "don't feel like playing more tonight" and "kind of disappointed."

She also has the effect "husband told her so" but I'm not so dumb as to tell her about it and suffer my own status effects.
 

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That is the face of someone being let out of the drunk tank at 6 in the morning after having been collected by the cops a mere 3 hours earlier in a bar brawl.
 
Dwarf females should have beards... period.
In one of my RPG projects focused on Dwarves, I had an item that was a false beard for dwarven females to pass as males when adventuring with non-dwarves (since under several layers of clothing and armor, it would be hard to tell). I called it a 'merkin'.
 
Solas: "The Fade is a beautiful place, but not many believe so."

Nice meta, Bioware. :p

I won't get a good feel for this, to be honest. My wife plays it so boring; she takes an eternity managing her inventory and does the "check for items" sonar every five steps. Still not seeing a reason for me to play it myself though.
 
Dwarf babies should have beards, too, according to Tolkien.
Which is totally applicable if you're playing Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit. Otherwise, it's up to whomever wrote the specific world the story / campaign are set in.
 
STILL NO DWARF ROMANCE OPTIONS IS BULLSHIT.

I've been ranting about this for awhile. My husband is in full eyeroll mode.
I'm in a Dragon Age tabletop RPG campaign, and in fact the party has just recently entered Orzammar. When we were in the Diamond Quarter, there were Casteless or lower caste Dwarves, particularly females, dressed to try and attract a "patron". I made the whole group, including GM, laugh when I referred to them as "Dwarfstitutes."
 
I'm in a Dragon Age tabletop RPG campaign, and in fact the party has just recently entered Orzammar. When we were in the Diamond Quarter, there were Casteless or lower caste Dwarves, particularly females, dressed to try and attract a "patron". I made the whole group, including GM, laugh when I referred to them as "Dwarfstitutes."
This is basically the entire back story of the Casteless Dwarf's sister in Origins: your sister is getting tarted up by a local slum lord so she can marry into a noble family and basically get shit done for him. Courtisans are apparently a huge fucking deal in Orzammar.
 
And by Noble you mean Bhaelin, so that you totally get guilted into making him King if you use that Origin. Though even my dwarf noble, who got framed for their brother's murder by him, chose him, because the other guy was way too "bury our heads in the sand like real dwarves should" for me.

The thing that makes Bhaelin more real is that he is actually in love with her and wants to find a way to get rid of the caste system. He just happens to use giant mega asshole tactics to get his way, because he thinks it's the only way.
 
This is basically the entire back story of the Casteless Dwarf's sister in Origins: your sister is getting tarted up by a local slum lord so she can marry into a noble family and basically get shit done for him. Courtisans are apparently a huge fucking deal in Orzammar.
The DM explained that through a friendly NPC: Dwarves, particularly Noble caste, have a low fertility rate. To make sure there is an heir for one's House, Dwarves of high status are encourage to take on Courtesans - marriages are mostly political and business arrangements anyway. If the Courtesan produces a child, if it is of the same gender as the higher-caste parent, both Courtesan and child are raised to the higher caste; if it is of the same gender as the lower caste/casteless parent, they both remain casteless / low caste. Thus, for Casteless, offering themselves up to Nobility is their ticket to a better life.
 
And by Noble you mean Bhaelin, so that you totally get guilted into making him King if you use that Origin. Though even my dwarf noble, who got framed for their brother's murder by him, chose him, because the other guy was way too "bury our heads in the sand like real dwarves should" for me.

The thing that makes Bhaelin more real is that he is actually in love with her and wants to find a way to get rid of the caste system. He just happens to use giant mega asshole tactics to get his way, because he thinks it's the only way.
Bhaelin is such a fucking asshole but at least he was willing to make a change. He was always my choice.
 
The thing has soggy load times and is buggy as hell. First night, it crashed on my wife mid-save, so everything she'd done since the prior save wasn't kept. I'm sure there will be more patches to come.
 
Finally finished Borderlands over an extended lunch break (working from home FTW), and wow, that was...completely underwhelming. Like, I'm not even close to being whelmed right this moment. I imagine this is my punishment for playing games largely for story.
 
Finally finished Borderlands over an extended lunch break (working from home FTW), and wow, that was...completely underwhelming. Like, I'm not even close to being whelmed right this moment. I imagine this is my punishment for playing games largely for story.
Play Borderlands 2. The story is FAR superiour... even the Pre-sequel is pretty good, storywise.
 
That makes me feel better, since my unplayed queue consists of Borderlands 2 GOTY and Dishonored GOTY.
Now don't get me wrong... Borderlands 2 isn't a master piece of storytelling. But it's coherent the entire way through, it explains why what happened in Borderlands 1 is so important, and it's MUCH, MUCH funnier.

Dishonored is pretty great too.
 
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