The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

BananaHands · Jan 20, 2015

Been put on more projects with the bachelor lately. Last night I party crashed with Chris and Chris.

Squidleybits · Jan 20, 2015

Awesome!

Emrys · Jan 20, 2015

Who did the pole dance?

BananaHands · Jan 20, 2015

Emrys said:
Who did the pole dance?

me.

Emrys · Jan 20, 2015

Oh, baby!

Dave · Jan 29, 2015

Just booked another $1000 gig for my comedy troupe. This time it's a game night thing for a post-prom. I'm making the buzzers by hand and we have the software already to put on a full Family Feud type of show. This is epic in itself, but now that we have the gear we'll be able to do game nights at bars and stuff to keep making us money.

It's win-win, baby!

Cajungal · Jan 29, 2015

I'm seeing the Book of Mormon in about 2 weeks.

drawn_inward · Jan 29, 2015

Cajungal said:
I'm seeing the Book of Mormon in about 2 weeks.

<- Jealous

Have you seen Monty Python, too?

Cajungal · Jan 29, 2015

drawn_inward said:
<- Jealous

Have you seen Monty Python, too?

Nope. Was never really interested in seeing Spamalot.

Adam · Jan 29, 2015

Leaving for Honduras in 24 hours. Gf has packed only bikinis.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

BananaHands · Jan 29, 2015

Got a bit of a promotion and will be traveling to Mexico for seven weeks in the summer!

Dave · Jan 29, 2015

You guys both suck. I haven't had a real vacation in decades. I want to go where it's warm, too!

GasBandit · Jan 29, 2015

Adam said:
Leaving for Honduras in 24 hours. Gf has packed only bikinis.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

HATE.

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I've started reading your Honduras posts.

There are over 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that connect me, in Texas, to you, in Canada.

If the word "HATE" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I am directing at you this microsecond. YOU.

Hate.

HATE.

drawn_inward · Jan 29, 2015

Cajungal said:
Nope. Was never really interested in seeing Spamalot.

Not a Python fan? Anyhow, hope BoM is a lot of fun!

PatrThom · Jan 29, 2015

GasBandit said:
HATE.

C'mon. It's warm in Texas. Why, right now the thermometer says it's 74F! That sounds downright pleasant.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 29, 2015

PatrThom said:
C'mon. It's warm in Texas. Why, right now the thermometer says it's 74F! That sounds downright pleasant.

--Patrick

drawn_inward · Jan 29, 2015

PatrThom said:
C'mon. It's warm in Texas. Why, right now the thermometer says it's 74F! That sounds downright pleasant.

--Patrick

Maybe it's hate over the bikini-clad fun-fest and not the temperate locale.

Emrys · Jan 29, 2015

I'm feeling the GasBandit love here.

Cajungal · Jan 29, 2015

drawn_inward said:
Not a Python fan? Anyhow, hope BoM is a lot of fun!

I love Monty Python, but I don't care to see anyone else do their stuff. I saw enough of that in drama club. Maybe it's better than I realize, but it's just not high up on my list

fade · Jan 29, 2015

GasBandit said:

I'll take "How to construct a hyperbola" for $500.

Adam · Jan 29, 2015

GasBandit said:
HATE.

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I've started reading your Honduras posts.

There are over 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that connect me, in Texas, to you, in Canada.

If the word "HATE" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I am directing at you this microsecond. YOU.

Hate.

HATE.

Does it make it better if it's Roatan I'm going to, and not the Honduras mainland?

GasBandit · Jan 29, 2015

Adam said:
Does it make it better if it's Roatan I'm going to, and not the Honduras mainland?

Does that mean it WON'T be a booze-fueled bikini-strapped tropical sextravaganza with the woman you're crazy about?

Because otherwise, not particularly.

Chad Sexington · Jan 29, 2015

I'm going to Mexico for two weeks on Saturday morning.

blotsfan · Jan 29, 2015

If it makes you feel better Gas, I just found out my girlfriends rich uncle is taking everyone(about 30 people) on a trip to cancun where it will be a week of bikinis and booze and fun and I will be the only one not going since we aren't married.

Not a great feeling

Dave · Jan 29, 2015

That's fucked up.

PatrThom · Jan 29, 2015

GasBandit said:

Pssht. My wife is the curvy one, not me.
...unless you're saying my gravity well distorts the fabric of space-time, or something.

blotsfan said:
Not a great feeling

If it's intentional, it's a helluva way to send a message.

--Patrick

WasabiPoptart · Jan 29, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I'm going to Mexico for two weeks on Saturday morning.

Will you be in a sexy bikini?

blotsfan · Jan 29, 2015

PatrThom said:
If it's intentional, it's a helluva way to send a message.

It's not like "oh we don't like you" it's "not married yet so you don't count as part of the family for this"

I'm more upset because it's a free awesome trip I'm not going on

Dei · Jan 29, 2015

So by everyone you mean her family, and not like your group of friends, which to me makes way more sense.

Chad Sexington · Jan 29, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Will you be in a sexy bikini?

I will not. I will alternately be in scuba gear and whatever is appropriately cool for smoking a cigar.

Bubble181 · Jan 29, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
appropriately cool for smoking a cigar.

...So, you will be in a bikini? Excellent.

blotsfan · Jan 29, 2015

Dei said:
So by everyone you mean her family, and not like your group of friends, which to me makes way more sense.

Yeah. I didn't mean to make it sound like there's a slight against me or anything. This isn't even the first time this has happened. It's just petty jealousy on my part.

Bubble181 · Jan 29, 2015

Y'know, a town hall visit and a cheapo ring wouldn't set you back all that much, and a divorce or annulment isn't that costly either....

blotsfan · Jan 29, 2015

I suggested that. She didn't like the idea.

Chad Sexington · Jan 29, 2015

Bubble181 said:
...So, you will be in a bikini? Excellent.

eugh