The second-best aquarium I've ever been to was in a mall.
Sounds like a place I want to visitThe second-best aquarium I've ever been to was in a mall.
It's great, seriously. Biggest aquarium in southeast Asia, in terms of square footage. And the mall itself is pretty decent too. And there are like five other malls nearby, all with their own specialties and feels.Sounds like a place I want to visit
I read that the shark one was a Photoshop job, and a very convincing one. The experts who examined the image, and who sought out the actual mall, gave particular praise to the ripples in the water, which is one of the most difficult effects to render realistically.
Sometimes I feel like people have me on ignore or somethingThat guy who's floating in the air, that's a common magician's trick. The staff is attached to a metal plate in the ground and he has an iron strip that usually comprises the entire right arm going from the staff to a seat that he can sit on once it's planted in the staff. He has his right arm tucked under the robe.
Pshhh, reading?Sometimes I feel like people have me on ignore or something
(Bowielee provided a video though, I found the video but it was Unavailable in my country so wasn't sure it was the proper one)
Really? Fascinating. Tell me more! Do you have any proof, perhaps a video or some such?Hey, did you guys know that the levitating guy is a common magician's trick? There's just a plate under the carpet and a rod running up his sleeve. He's just sitting.
It's why @Dave is still around!Pbbt. This forum has a complex support structure for keeping old jokes alive.
Well done, with beans. Levitating.So, how do you like your steak prepared?
While standing to wipe in a quiznos bathroom.Well done, with beans. Levitating.
I still don't get it! WHY WOULD YOU STAND??????While standing to wipe in a quiznos bathroom.
While standing to wipe in a quiznos bathroom.
Well of course you are. You just ate at a Quizno's.You're smearing shit around between your butt cheeks!
But are you better ate than lever?You just ate at a Quizno's.
I thought that was Trans Asia airline, or are they part of the same?I debated whether to put this here or in "not funny." Gallows humor won out.
SAS is a swedish airline. Perhaps this video was not the optimal place to put that ad.
(22 people died in that plane crash)
Turns out the experience was inside of you allll along.
Sounds like my prom night.So this is how the forum ends. Not with a bang, but a chuckle.
I've been to both Mall of the Americas (or whatever the hell it's called) and West Ed. And West Ed destroys it. MUCH better.I've got a couple friends who were from Ft. McMurray originally - one lives in Calgary, the other in Medicine Hat now. The stories they've told me about the West Edmonton Mall make it seem a magical place, along the same lines as the Mall of America...
^I thought this was in response to PatrThom's comment. It works either way.Sounds like my prom night.