Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Well, to be fair, it's obviously meant to be a joke and is from a Spencer's gifts or similar seeing as right behind it is a box of Colon Blow.

I find these to be considerably less funny when it's an intentional name.
 
And kept right next to the "Colon Blow?"

:Leyla::Leyla::Leyla::Leyla::Leyla:
Across from each other, actually. And that entire section is for the SNL 40TH. I should have taken a picture.
I did get this since it's one of my all-time favorite sketches: (spoiler for size)
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Just a little romantic tip for all you guys out there - your ol pal Gas Bandit has your back for all the best techniques in pitching woo, as usual.

 
Well, to be fair, it's obviously meant to be a joke and is from a Spencer's gifts or similar seeing as right behind it is a box of Colon Blow.

I find these to be considerably less funny when it's an intentional name.
Something like that. It's a candy shop called "It'Sugar", but they do carry some novelty items. I was tempted to pose next another candy from the same line called "Huge Melons", but you guys don't need any more ammo. :p
 

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Nintendo has unveiled their line of friend zone valentines, suitable for that pushy guy who just isn't quite cute enough to not be considered creepy!

 
George RR Martin knows that you don't get a blonde and a redhead from a couple with brown hair. Even siblings.

You know, the more I look at it, the more problems emerge. The incest is just the start of its issues.
 
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Pauline had blue eyes. Her parents had brown eyes. Her sisters have brown eyes. Her brother has green eyes. I didn't dare say anything.
 
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Brown hair and Brown eyes can give birth to w/e the fuck they want because they can be carriers for recessive traits. GD it people don't make me drag you back to high school science class.
 

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....but I'm a redhead from two brown haired parents. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???? :eek:
Brown hair and Brown eyes can give birth to w/e the fuck they want because they can be carriers for recessive traits. GD it people don't make me drag you back to high school science class.
Brown hair can carry recessive traits, but not to the point of 3 different outcomes.

So brown haired parents with children that are 2 hair colors (one of which is brown) is not odd.

However, brown haired parents with more than one type of recessive haircolor children....

Blonde usually expresses more strongly than red.

So if mom is brown (brown-red) and dad is brown (brown-blonde), the 4 possible outcomes are brown-brown, brown-blonde, brown-red, and blonde-red. The expressed traits in those situations are brown, brown, brown, and blonde. To have red hair, both parents have to carry the red hair recessive trait.

So it's possible for, say, a blonde and brown pair of parents to have all 3 hair color children (the blonde parent might be blonde-red genetically, after all, and the other would then have to be brown-red)... but two brown haired parents.....


Same goes for eye color.
 

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Incidentally, over the years, I sort of drew my own conclusion that Pauline was the "odd one out." Her brother is the eldest of the siblings, she was the youngest, and the middle all had brown hair/brown eyes. Cees (her brother, pronounced "Case") has green eyes, Pauline had blue. So it came down to one or the other of them... and Pauline's personality and appearance differed more from the rest than Cees did, by a lot. And the parents split up after Pauline was born... so it's not unthinkable there might have been some infidelity there toward the end.

But like I said, I kept my damn mouth shut.
 
Incidentally, over the years, I sort of drew my own conclusion that Pauline was the "odd one out." Her brother is the eldest of the siblings, she was the youngest, and the middle all had brown hair/brown eyes. Cees (her brother, pronounced "Case") has green eyes, Pauline had blue. So it came down to one or the other of them... and Pauline's personality and appearance differed more from the rest than Cees did, by a lot. And the parents split up after Pauline was born... so it's not unthinkable there might have been some infidelity there toward the end.

But like I said, I kept my damn mouth shut.
Clearly they hated her brother, if they named him Cees.
 
Incidentally, over the years, I sort of drew my own conclusion that Pauline was the "odd one out." Her brother is the eldest of the siblings, she was the youngest, and the middle all had brown hair/brown eyes. Cees (her brother, pronounced "Case") has green eyes, Pauline had blue. So it came down to one or the other of them... and Pauline's personality and appearance differed more from the rest than Cees did, by a lot. And the parents split up after Pauline was born... so it's not unthinkable there might have been some infidelity there toward the end.

But like I said, I kept my damn mouth shut.
...You know, in light of what happened to you, I don't know whether to "like" the post or offer "hugs".
 
Man, my mom has AB+ blood and to this day she insists her dad had O. I have to try so hard to not argue with her about it, because there is no good outcome.
 

GasBandit

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Clearly they hated her brother, if they named him Cees.
Dutch people have all kinds of wierd names. I used to tell her Dutch sounded like a drunk german trying to talk while coughing up phlegm. She didn't appreciate it. Also I didn't call it Dutch, I called it "speaking Hollandaise." She sometimes chuckled at that.[DOUBLEPOST=1423713849,1423713822][/DOUBLEPOST]
...You know, in light of what happened to you, I don't know whether to "like" the post or offer "hugs".
Appreciated all the same, bud.
 
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