"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead... Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."
WHO WANTS ME TO READ THIS AS AN AUDIOBOOK PODCAST?
...especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig,
He strikes me as someone who has "Issues". Meanwhile... "The Morbidly Obese Ninja"? Ooooooookay.... Wow, that guy writes some classy literature...
What the fuck, Donovan?
It's funny because one of my wife's friends has a kid named donovanWhat the fuck, Donovan?
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Reminder that I prefer Pez as the shortened version of my screen name, and that the f isn't capitalized in figmentPez.
EDIT: Wow, that guy writes some classy literature...
I'm curious about Ultra Fuckers. And Zombies and Shit sounds very phoned in, like "Zombies are popular, eh? Fuck it, let's throw something together, then, and see if it sells."...
Reminder that I prefer Pez as the shortened version of my screen name, and that the f isn't capitalized in figmentPez.
EDIT: Wow, that guy writes some classy literature...
...that would be the second half of the title.let's throw something together, then, and see if it sells."
I came up with my own naughty card a while back along those lines:
"The inivisble hand of the free market"4chan takes an autism test -
Hey, mine was pretty full too, and you didn't call ME GasBandit.
You didn't post a "Senpai..." pic.Hey, mine was pretty full too, and you didn't call ME GasBandit.
I can hear it now:Oh damn, that brings back nostalgic funny feelings for little Cheesy!