Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[jwhouk]

Meh, I was never into Erin Grey. Jennifer Grey, OTOH...



Now, who was the other Grey?

 

[Bowielee]

NO EXCEPTIONS!

 

[PatrThom]

Now, who was the other Grey?

I'm wondering that, myself.

--Patrick

 

[LordRendar]

Meh, I was never into Erin Grey. Jennifer Grey, OTOH...



Now, who was the other Grey?

It is Sasha Grey. Former Pornstar tunred actress. and quite insane.

 

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Well, I mean, not to rain on the funny, but that IS one of the theories on why human women have large breasts consisting of unnecessary fatty tissue. The heterosexual male brain is programmed to respond to butts, and upright walking animals who engage in copious face-to-face social interaction would tend to go for mates with butts they can see.

 

[Bowielee]

Well, I mean, not to rain on the funny, but that IS one of the theories on why human women have large breasts consisting of unnecessary fatty tissue. The heterosexual male brain is programmed to respond to butts, and upright walking animals who engage in copious face-to-face social interaction would tend to go for mates with butts they can see.

I really don't buy that theory. Breasts are utilitarian on their own, and making them more prominent would indicate improved capacity for nursing multiple children. That seems like a much more plausible reason. Also, it's not really butts that men respond to, it's the hip width, which also indicates fitness for producing offspring.

 

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I'm going to go ahead and disagree extremely strongly with you on hip width vs. butts.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm going to go ahead and disagree extremely strongly with you on hip width vs. butts.

Hey now, some people like 'em hippy. Really, really hippy.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm sure most have seen this by now, but it still makes me giggle:

 

[Cajungal]

Well, I mean, not to rain on the funny, but that IS one of the theories on why human women have large breasts consisting of unnecessary fatty tissue. The heterosexual male brain is programmed to respond to butts, and upright walking animals who engage in copious face-to-face social interaction would tend to go for mates with butts they can see.

Isn't it also that we have flat faces and not snouts and would have trouble latching onto a nipple on a flat surface?

 

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Isn't it also that we have flat faces and not snouts and would have trouble latching onto a nipple on a flat surface?

Great. Now I'm turned on.

 

[bhamv3]

I find boobs to be arousing, but butts do nothing for me. I know I'm just one sample point, but this personal experience has always made me skeptical of the "boobs are front butts" theory.

 

[GasBandit]

I find boobs to be arousing, but butts do nothing for me. I know I'm just one sample point, but this personal experience has always made me skeptical of the "boobs are front butts" theory.

 

[Cheesy1]

It looks like her boobs dislocated traveled up her neck.

 

[Null]

 

[Bowielee]

You straight men are weird.

 

[Cheesy1]

Sorry Bowie, here's something to even out the estrogen in here:

 

[Bowielee]

Sorry Bowie, here's something to even out the estrogen in here:

Quit bringing up Dave's unfortunate porn past.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

Quit bringing up Dave's unfortunate porn past.

 

[GasBandit]

Taking care of some of the botched Valentine's Day fallout...

 

[Celt Z]

PEPPA! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(I still lol'd.)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Taking care of some of the botched Valentine's Day fallout...

Why would you put it in her cloud? Was her thumb drive full?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Dad knows what's up.

 

[GasBandit]

Dammit, CNN! Since when is Hong Kong in Europe, you morans?!

 

[Terrik]

I'm more worried about the hornets

 

[GasBandit]

Pikachu cannot unsee.

 

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My gut instinct is that that's a cleverly timed screenshot from an animated globe where the marker wizzes to the right spot.

 

[GasBandit]

My gut instinct is that that's a cleverly timed screenshot from an animated globe where the marker wizzes to the right spot.

It's not.

 

[GasBandit]

Safety Engineers say the darnedest things!



Part 2:

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

A company I worked for had a tank farm in the middle of nowhere. It had 4 tanks that held on the order of 100,000 barrels of petroleum each. The local volunteer fire department came out to ask us what they should do in case one of the tanks caught on fire...

"Hop in your fire truck and drive away as fast as you can go..."