FYI I work for the biggest SCADA software company in North America. I've heard stories like that. Not the rupture part, but the "you think you can do something? HA!"
Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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A propane facility caught fire a few years back in Toronto.
This was before my dad retired from the fire department. His job was literally to walk through with thermal imager of some kind and yell our which tanks were about to explode so they could hopefully cool them off before it happened. He said that the way the tanks are made, when one exploded it would shoot up like a rocket, and then this giant tank would come wizzing down back to the ground, ripping through cars and leaving craters. And he had to just walk through and be like "That one. Now that one. Okay, now that one"
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Dude, for Houston, I'd skip the stickers and just go right to the reinforced steel spikes and welded-on I-beams.
Pretty sure kidney stones don't come from your nuts.
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There seems to be an argument in the imgur comment thread about this - OP says "According to the urologist, it was probably already trying to pass through and I didn't know" and others are chiming in calling bullshit or supporting. I dunno, I just post things. Mostly excuses for reaction gifs.
TIL that Christian Grey apparently has two extra thumbs.
Three, actually. It's like Clue: "One plus One plus Two plus One is..."
Ah now I get it, 50 shades is just a erotic book about normal run of the mill sex but it seems BDSM because he is just all thumbs!
If you already have a kidney stone in your urethra, you're going to notice it, and you are not going to be in the mood for sex.
I was going to say, that's been my experience.
She's also a Masshole, so that's really to be expected.
For @Bubble181 : it's a Massachusetts' license plate. I was once told (by a person who lived there) that a nickname for jerks from MA was "Mass-holes".
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I still want to make a bumper sticker that says "My blinker is not asking your permission"
Umm... are you making a joke or did you really mean Europe? (hard to say without smileys
Dammit, CNN! Since when is Hong Kong in Europe, you morans?!
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This could also be why Microsoft got rid of Entourage.
...actually, the real reason is probably because Entourage was such a bad Outlook poser that Microsoft finally just made a Mac version of Outlook to replace it.
--Patrick
While the Will Smith one is kinda funny, the joke falls flat simply by the fact that Philadelphia lacks a big Hollywood Sign we see in the background when Will calls the cab.
And the extended version of the intro showing the plane he flies in.
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Plush it was a lot more funny when Will made it himself on the show.
Amateurs!The cutting edge of fashion is apparently to strap shoes to your torso using belts.
