The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Ooo!Ooo! Pick me!
Is it true you add extra "u's" in your writing so no one mistakes you for a filthy American?
Iu doun't knouw whaut youu're taulking abouut.
GasBandit
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No. We vaccinate for that.
A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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TURQUOISE Hammerstein walrus everybody.
this thread hurts my cold med head
GasBandit
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I hope my rent receipt arrives today or tomorrow; I was planning on spending Valentine's Day doing my taxes.
Yes, yes it is! Even if Gas hasn't posted his Friday post yet.
Dammit, @GasBandit, you're falling down on the job!
GasBandit
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It's not official until I get to go home. Which isn't yet.
<sigh> Good help is so hard to find these days.
GasBandit
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Oh hush, you concubine to a catsnake.
How can it not be Friday yet?
GasBandit
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Oh look at that, I just finished the last of my work.
I guess that means
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I guess that means
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
GasBandit
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Hey @Bubble181 : Tell your cohorts to stop stealing hats!
Why don't you tell those people to stop wearing clearly taunting colorful headgear designed to attract attention from soaring predators? Hmm?
Well, I would, butWhy don't you tell those people to stop wearing clearly taunting colorful headgear designed to attract attention from soaring predators? Hmm?
Let us hope the squids can't survive on land, once they reach here- WE'RE DEAD! And after our civilization is destroyed, after every human is eaten, they will read Japanese erotica...and be very very confused.
Fair point, which is why I support proposition 219092159, the stoppage of dumping Japanese tentacle erotica in squid and octopus mating grounds. One so not to anger monsters that can unscrew jars with actual screws, but also because why the hell are people dumping those there?! I get used erotica is disgusting and would logicall want to get rid of it, but there's many many MANY better options.
It's not so much another 9-day work "week" that's getting to me, it's that even though I've got a payday weekend off at the end of it, thanks to this car repair, the cable and phone bills that I usually split between two paychecks now have to be done all at once. Again. Then there's health and dental insurance which have to be done on this check, and the first payment on the hospital bill. And the usual food and gas.
Payday usually hits on Friday morning around my lunch break. If I play the responsible adult card and get all those expenses out of the way first, I'll be lucky to have anything left by the time I get home. Which leaves me with another two weeks of eat, sleep, work, repeat.
Payday usually hits on Friday morning around my lunch break. If I play the responsible adult card and get all those expenses out of the way first, I'll be lucky to have anything left by the time I get home. Which leaves me with another two weeks of eat, sleep, work, repeat.
figmentPez
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Not if they keep heading in the direction they've been going. A decade ago they were trying harder, and now they seem content to be where they are in the market. It's not a huge change, but I don't like that a lot of their baked goods now use soybean oil instead of butter/cream, and generally taste cheaper. I do still go to Whole Foods, once every few months maybe, but only for stuff that I have trouble finding elsewhere (which is less and less all the time).
As for Trader Joe's... I already rave about them enough, though. One example: I bought a box of chocolates before Christmas, a 1lb box for $10. I figured at that price they'd probably be somewhere between Hershey's and Dove in quality. I expected middling quality, something that I could have a piece of, and be happy with, without then wanting to eat the entire box. I was wrong, so very wrong. They were some of the best boxed chocolates I've had, and I was never able to stop at one.
Now to inflict such a box on the actress playing my wife in the show I'm rehearsing today. What type of husband would I be if I didn't get my wife chocolates on Valentine's Day? (The rest of the cast will have to settle for mint cheesecake topped brownies.)