Wow the Internet is a really creative place.
(or as Kati said after the MJ post above, and I quote exactly: "Makin' fun of dead people. The Internet just never fails, does it. Lol.")

--Patrick
 
@Squidleybits new "S&M" inspired teddy bear arrived today.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Well damn, man, we need pics.

Are you sure she ordered a 'teddy' bear, or did she think she was ordering an S&M bear?

I was going to place an appropriate pic here... but that particular image search rabbit hole had too many dicks before I gave up searching for a pg version.
 
Even with this being true, I don't suspect it's in any danger. It's simply too useful a tool for... well, EVERYONE, to go away and the data it gathers is probably valuable in it's own right. They'll ether figure out a way to make money or they'll eat the cost until they can.

My advice for making money? They need to start hiring talent to produce for them... there is no reason guys like EpicRapBattles, Pewdiepie, or RocketJump couldn't be working for Youtube as content makers directly. But instead they are with other management firms, who are getting a cut instead of Youtube. This seems pretty dumb to me.
 
Funniest dang thing at work today.

I actually got to see a variation of the blue/black vs. gold/white optical illusion. Only this time, it was the sunlight hitting an offender's mattress and blanket.

Either that or I was incredibly overtired.
 

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Even with this being true, I don't suspect it's in any danger. It's simply too useful a tool for... well, EVERYONE, to go away and the data it gathers is probably valuable in it's own right. They'll ether figure out a way to make money or they'll eat the cost until they can.

My advice for making money? They need to start hiring talent to produce for them... there is no reason guys like EpicRapBattles, Pewdiepie, or RocketJump couldn't be working for Youtube as content makers directly. But instead they are with other management firms, who are getting a cut instead of Youtube. This seems pretty dumb to me.
Don't they have this already? Indy Mogul was working for YouTube (to hear them tell it), but recently dissolved.
 
I need this, you guys. NEEEEEEED.

It's like if Dill had a toy line, this would be Pride Parade Dilbert Pinkerton.

Suddenly, this gives me an idea to have Dill supporting a pride parade. :D

 
I need this, you guys. NEEEEEEED.

It's like if Dill had a toy line, this would be Pride Parade Dilbert Pinkerton.

Suddenly, this gives me an idea to have Dill supporting a pride parade. :D


Both eBay and Amazon only have it shipping to the US for some unfathomable reason. Find me someone who'll ship it to the Northern Reaches :p
 

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If you're not following the TSA on Instagram, you should consider it.

TSA found some video game prop.jpg


"We don’t actually know what this is, but it was discovered in a carry-on bag at the #Baltimore – #Washington (#BWI) International Thurgood Marshall Airport. Any ideas?"

TSA Batman brass knuckles.jpg


"This #Batarang was discovered in a carry-on bag at the #SanAntonio International Airport in December of 2011."

TSA throwing star saw blade.jpg

"Is it a throwing star or a saw blade? Whatever it is, it was discovered in a carry-on bag at the #SaltLakeCity (#SLC) International Airport."
 
Starting working on my next book. Another Dill adventure. This one's working title is HOT BLOODED ITALIAN.

It takes place during the winter time, which is not armadillo friendly. As a result, I'm having Dill bundling up to ridiculous extremes:

-A balaclava around his snout.
-Mittens on each tall ear.
-A leg warmer on his tail.

Just picturing it in my head is cracking me up. :D
 
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