Don't worry, you can feel my discs. Just not too hard. Or steal them. Or copy them. Copying discs is a crime!Quiet, you!
Don't give away my plan.
Don't worry, you can feel my discs. Just not too hard. Or steal them. Or copy them. Copying discs is a crime!Quiet, you!
Don't give away my plan.
It's only a crime if she copies your floppy.Don't worry, you can feel my discs. Just not too hard. Or steal them. Or copy them. Copying discs is a crime!
She'll never be able to reach my floppy. My hard disk will prevent such shenanigans.It's only a crime if she copies your floppy.
--Patrick
You want me to see if I can find that fondue fork?You wouldn't download a spine.
In other news, I'm currently waiting to see if laxatives will work, while groaning in pain, because I don't have health insurance. Which means I will do anything to avoid going to the doctor. Because going to the doctor means tests that are expensive and I can't afford before even finding out what's wrong with me, and the possible costs and treatment that follows.
I'm really hoping the laxatives work.
This week I've had to take off work hasn't helped.
It was discussed, though I had forgotten about the commercially available ones. Most drugstores carry Fleet. I was also surprised recently to find that drugstores carry Fleet in multi-packs, presumably in case you need to go through an entire clip as fast as you can pull the trigger.has anyone considered the enema route?
Shitty timing on that.Ya know, I come here trying to take a break from dealing with other people's poop.
Sorry..i've been having a bad day...Listen, you rude fuckstick: your kid doesn't do shit in my class, he's been warned multiple times, and he's been given numerous chances to make up for it. Sending me an email out of the blue and threatening me (yes, he actually threatened me) is not going to get his grade changed.
Eat a dick.
Is your own fault. Don't open up the car if you ain't wanting to drive it.Just opened a car of ice cold beer, when from a far "I need you to run these unplanned errands I forget to tell you about until just now!"
Well now that the beer is out of your car you have room to go do the errands.Just opened a car of ice cold beer, when from a far "I need you to run these unplanned errands I forget to tell you about until just now!"
I see a lot of talk in here about laxatives, but has anyone considered the enema route? They're easy, you can pick them up at any major pharmacy, and whether they work or not, you'll know in 15 minutes tops.
H has me on ignoreA douche may help. Good luck finding a douche bag on any internet shops though.
Dude, that joke was such a crapshoot.Shitty timing on that.
Sorry he burst your bubble like that.H has me on ignore
Well, great. Now look what happened. *sigh*Sorry he burst your bubble like that.
No, I'm just used to douche being used solely as the term for vaginal cleansing, not enemas.H has me on ignore
The professional way to say "eat a dick" is "You are welcome, of course, to address your concerns to my supervisor/headmaster/principal etc. Further abusive or threatening language, however, will be met with appropriate police action."Listen, you rude fuckstick: your kid doesn't do shit in my class, he's been warned multiple times, and he's been given numerous chances to make up for it. Sending me an email out of the blue and threatening me (yes, he actually threatened me) is not going to get his grade changed.
Eat a dick.
It's just frustrating, because I can't respond the way I actually want to. I have to be all professional and shit.
The parent was actually bold enough to CC my principal on that first email. My principal is already following up, and he thanked me for handling it in a professional manner. Still, I wanted to actually tell the guy to go fuck himself.The professional way to say "eat a dick" is "You are welcome, of course, to address your concerns to my supervisor/headmaster/principal etc. Further abusive or threatening language, however, will be met with appropriate police action."
I had more than one teacher take paid stress leave.I feel that so hard, @Tress. Sorry you had to endure that level of stupidity. Could you imagine if we got paid extra for days like that? Like...emotional overtime?
I could finally buy that island.