The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[GasBandit]

You know he's about to become a superhero, right?

"Who's that?"
"A superhero."
"At 3AM? Hey superhero, what are you wearing?"
"Uh, khakis?"

Ooo ooo, The Khaki Kukri.[DOUBLEPOST=1435085609,1435085150][/DOUBLEPOST]View attachment 18570[DOUBLEPOST=1435085881][/DOUBLEPOST]Who knows what lint lies in men's pockets? The Khaki knows.[DOUBLEPOST=1435085947][/DOUBLEPOST]This fall, Justice.
Gets.
Casual.

My dad offers a different superhero name: Gurkha the Hutt.

That sounds a little more villainous to me, but I guess that would make sense, he is MY dad.

 

[drawn_inward]

I wanted to pick up a kukri when I was in India, but couldn't find a decent shop. It was all made-in-china junk. Go figure.

 

[grub]

My friend picked me up one in Nepal 20 years ago when I was in HS. The knife seems like it's good quality, the sheath is cardboard inside, so not so much.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If you want a kukri, just scavenge a leaf spring off of a Chevy truck and start grinding...

 

[HCGLNS]

@Squidleybits daughter just used her six years of dance to give us an interpretation on how sperm fertilizes an egg.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[PatrThom]

My dad offers a different superhero name: Gurkha the Hutt.

I think that name might already be taken.


--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Wait for it....

 

[PatrThom]

"The Cosmic Felines?"

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

GRUUUUUUUUUUH I can't wait for this blackout to be over! Yet somehow my dad still went to work tonight.

 

[Cog]

"The Cosmic Felines?"

--Patrick

Have I told you how much I hate most of the latin american title translations for tv series and movies?

 

[drawn_inward]

I guess my thumbdrive traveled back in time since yesterday.

Spoiler

 

[Celt Z]

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[GasBandit]

This warning label isn't fucking around, you guys.

 

[Ravenpoe]

This warning label isn't fucking around, you guys.

I am fucking WARNED.

 

[Null]

That's like a supervillain origin story right there.

 

[GasBandit]

"Warning: gas emissions from this device can cause mucous membranes to experience spontaneous molecular disassociation."

 

[fade]

May remove intrinsic field resulting in omnipotence.

 

[AshburnerX]

May cause development of a Science Related Memetic Disorder. If development occurs, please consult a psychiatrist and your local scientific equipment supply store.

 

[HCGLNS]

Hmmm if each post was a piece of paper, how many trees would @GasBandit have killed?

 

[Sparhawk]

Hmmm if each post was a piece of paper, how many trees would @GasBandit have killed?

Well, need more info really, what size paper for each post? Regular weight, or heavy weight paper?

 

[GasBandit]

Hmmm if each post was a piece of paper, how many trees would @GasBandit have killed?

According to bizjournals.com, one tree provides 8,333 sheets of paper.

http://www.bizjournals.com/buffalo/...tion-how-many-trees-does-it-take-to-make.html


So assuming one post per sheet of paper, the answer would be four trees, rounded up (and not by all that much).

 

[PatrThom]

It all really depends on the font size.
I mean, he probably hasn't even finished his first roll of microfilm.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

What if the text posted was expressed as an expression if inkjet printer in?

 

[PatrThom]

What if the text posted was expressed as an expression of inkjet printer ink?

6 years old, but still relevant.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

View attachment 18579
6 years old, but still relevant.

--Patrick

Screw that, hand write all my posts in scorpion venom.

http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html

 

[PatrThom]

Screw that, hand write all my posts in scorpion venom.

http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html

...and you can become a liquid superstar.

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

My beard is as long as it was the last time I gave up and shaved. It's looking good so I'm going to see how long I can keep it up. Tomorrow will, I think, be the longest I've gone without shaving.

I mean, less all the pre-pubescent years, obviously.

 

[Yoshimickster]

SWEET LADY ELECTRICITY! LET'S MAKE OUT!

 

[Ravenpoe]

My beard is as long as it was the last time I gave up

NO! Don't do it-

and shaved.

- oh... carry on.

 

[Bubble181]

My beard is as long as it was the last time I gave up and shaved. It's looking good so I'm going to see how long I can keep it up. Tomorrow will, I think, be the longest I've gone without shaving.

I mean, less all the pre-pubescent years, obviously.

Shave the chin, save the rest. Become your avatar. You know you can rock the sideburns.

 

[Tinwhistler]

The first KISS comic books had real band member blood in the ink...We were so metal back then

 

[GasBandit]

The first KISS comic books had real band member blood in the ink...We were so metal back then

Man, how many times did they have to donate in order to build up enough reserves for the printing run? Wonder how long in advance they had to start stocking up.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Man, how many times did they have to donate in order to build up enough reserves for the printing run? Wonder how long in advance they had to start stocking up.

It was only a little blood mixed in the red ink..
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/kissblood.asp