Tuck your left thumb inside the fingers of your left fist and squeeze it against your palm. I don't know how I managed to brush my molars properly before I learned that.
Really, I just don't like whipped cream that much. It's too gloppy, too sweet, and oily/greasy/fatty tasting depending on the brand. So gross in large quantities.
I learned to control my actual gag reflex a long time ago by using my toothbrush and a breathing technique I read about some where.
 
Real whipped cream is...ok, though it's still not something I *love*
Canned whip cream is just a way of making your desert unhealthier without adding anything.
 
So I just went downstairs with my laundry. There was a big crowd of people, including a security guard and a police officer, and something covered in an orange tarp that was laid out in front of the door to the laundry room. I was told I can still use the laundry room but to go back to the first floor and take the stairs down on the other side of the door.
As I was walking up the stairs I noticed the running shoes sticking out from under the orange tarp. I have never been that close to a dead body.
.... So how is everyone else's Saturday night?
 
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So I just went downstairs with my laundry. There was a big crowd of people, including a security guard and a police officer, and something covered in an orange tarp that was laid out in front of the door to the laundry room. I was told I can still use the laundry room but to go back to the first floor and take the stairs down on the other side of the door.
As I was walking up the stairs I noticed the running shoes sticking out from under the orange tarp. I have never been that close to a dead body.
.... So how is everyone else's Saturday night?
I had my subway train in NYC delayed because someone had a heart attack and died right in the doorway. I can empathize.

--Patrick
 
Do you think Gorillas are offended by the fact that there are more Gorilla super villains than Gorilla super heroes? I also wonder if the fact that Congorilla originally being a human annoys them too? If I ever meet one I'll make sure to ask.
 
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