The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

bhamv3 · Jun 17, 2015

Terrik said:
Man, I thought Jun was asking if I wanted some frozen banana ice cream. She literally just handed me a frozen banana. WTF Jun.

You know what frozen banana refers to in Chinese?

Because neither do I.

HCGLNS · Jun 17, 2015

Test your might.
Test your might.
Test your might.
Test your might.

Celt Z · Jun 17, 2015

....Don't look at me, all my bananas are living and/or at room temperature. :confused:

sixpackshaker · Jun 17, 2015

Dei said:
As of today, I have a teenage son. I feel like that makes me old. At least in parent years. Also, leftover frosting from frosting the cake makes a legit breakfast right?!

It is the same nutritional value as Nutella

MindDetective · Jun 17, 2015

Terrik said:
Man, I thought Jun was asking if I wanted some frozen banana ice cream. She literally just handed me a frozen banana. WTF Jun.

Blend it and you will have a good approximation.

DarkAudit · Jun 18, 2015

Hey! I showed up on Eater.com!

Fun Size · Jun 18, 2015

I've decided that interviewing therapists is what one-night stands must be like.

Here, let me share a bunch of intimate details of my life with you and then never call you again.

Thread Necromancer · Jun 18, 2015

Why is the majority of content "rated M for mature audiences" also choke full of the most immature content?

.... binge watching Archer, loving it, but.... really....

Gruebeard · Jun 18, 2015

I've never played a videogame that lived up to its Mature rating.

WasabiPoptart · Jun 18, 2015

Terrik said:
Man, I thought Jun was asking if I wanted some frozen banana ice cream. She literally just handed me a frozen banana. WTF Jun.

Dip it in chocolate! Yum!

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Dip it in chocolate! Yum!

You're talking about the frozen banana, yes? Nothing... else?

GasBandit · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys said:
You're talking about the frozen banana, yes? Nothing... else?

OW, woman!

WasabiPoptart · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys said:
You're talking about the frozen banana, yes? Nothing... else?

Maybe?

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Maybe?

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GasBandit said:
OW, woman!

Butterscotch would be better?

Cheesy1 · Jun 18, 2015

Whipped cream & sprinkles.

GasBandit · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys said:
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Butterscotch would be better?

Eh, with banana, I'd say Peanut Butter.

Celt Z · Jun 18, 2015

...no, no please continue. Don't mind me taking notes for....no reason. :ninja:

Terrik · Jun 18, 2015

Sometimes I'm glad Jun doesn't read this forum :Leyla:

Bubble181 · Jun 18, 2015

Terrik said:
Sometimes I'm glad Jun doesn't read this forum

Hot chocolate is great, except having to change the sheets afterwards.
Also, not *too* hot. Veeeeery important.

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

Celt Z said:
...no, no please continue. Don't mind me taking notes for....no reason.

Nor am I dictating this to the doomweasels for perusal later.[DOUBLEPOST=1434658627,1434658569][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bubble181 said:
Hot chocolate is great, except having to change the sheets afterwards.
Also, not *too* hot. Veeeeery important.

Do tell.

PatrThom · Jun 18, 2015

Bubble181 said:
You'll always be pink with white spots to me!

I'm waiting for @Squidleybits to replace her avatar with a Splatoon! character.

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys said:
Do tell.

If the chocolate's too hot, the banana slices don't properly hold it, they thaw too quickly and you end up with a lump of sticky chocolate-and-banana watery goo, instead of yummy frozen banana slices covered in chocolate.

....what?

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

Bubble181 said:
If the chocolate's too hot, the banana slices don't properly hold it, they thaw too quickly and you end up with a lump of sticky chocolate-and-banana watery goo, instead of yummy frozen banana slices covered in chocolate.

....what?

This is the worst double entendre I've ever seen.

Squidleybits · Jun 18, 2015

PatrThom said:
I'm waiting for @Squidleybits to replace her avatar with a Splatoon! character.

--Patrick

I do need a new one.....

Chad Sexington · Jun 18, 2015

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but

food and sex shouldn't be happening at the same time. And I used to write a sex blog about some pretty perverted stuff!

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

"Should" or "shouldn't"?

Cajungal · Jun 18, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but

food and sex should be happening at the same time. And I used to write a sex blog about some pretty perverted stuff!

I can only have bagels or donuts for breakfast. Everything else just falls off...

Chad Sexington · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys said:
"Should" or "shouldn't"?

Oh, dear. Shouldn't.

Bubble181 · Jun 18, 2015

Squidleybits said:
I do need a new one.....

Blasphemy!

Emrys said:
This is the worst double entendre I've ever seen.

double? I have no idea what you're talking about. Wasn't this about dipping your banana in some nice hot chocolate?

Cajungal · Jun 18, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
Oh, dear. Shouldn't.

Damnit man, get it together! Lives are on the line here.

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

Bubble181 said:
Blasphemy!

double? I have no idea what you're talking about. Wasn't this about dipping your banana in some nice hot chocolate?

Maybe we should ask @Celt Z to answer this.

Bubble181 · Jun 18, 2015

I know she has lots of knowledge on bananas, but how does her experience with hot brown stuff measure up?

GasBandit · Jun 18, 2015

Emrys · Jun 18, 2015

GasBandit said:

Good luck with that. Let us know how that works out for ya'.[DOUBLEPOST=1434664082,1434664002][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bubble181 said:
I know she has lots of knowledge on bananas, but how does her experience with hot brown stuff measure up?

Good question. She's only forthcoming about the banana side of her life. Maybe we should delve deeper.

:notes:

Ohhhhhhh, @Celt Z... :notes:

Celt Z · Jun 18, 2015

EDIT: I guess I should add :banana: