I swear to fuck, if someone tells me one more time today that embalming is "not a job for women" I'm gonna lose it
In Ancient Egypt, embalmers were typically male. It really wasn't a job for women.I swear to fuck, if someone tells me one more time today that embalming is "not a job for women" I'm gonna lose it
Did you timetravel back to the 50's?I swear to fuck, if someone tells me one more time today that embalming is "not a job for women" I'm gonna lose it
It's quite possible that I did. Or the guys in my class were hit on the head with a hammerDid you timetravel back to the 50's?
Me too. She's the girlfriend of this writer guy I know.....I definitely personally know at least one woman that works in a morgue.
The last time I ate at Taco Bell was January 14, 2007.I just assumed all the poo jokes were just jokes. I've never had any issues eating Taco Bell.
Did you steal it?but other than that one time, usually just got gas.
I plead the 5th.Did you steal it?
ftfyI plead the 5thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpt.
Half an hour later and you're still in this thread? You don't run very fast.Me too. She's the girlfriend of this writer guy I know.....
Half an hour later and you're still in this thread? You don't run very fast.
"Wow! It' took them that long to decide that you might work out for this position? My interview was only 30 minutes and they offered me the job.""I interviewed for this job for two hours."
Good for you. Don't for a second think it means you know more than someone who's been here for over five years.
You're acting like the kid who tells the teacher they forgot to assign homework.
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No kidding. I'd take a two-hour interview as a bad sign."Wow! It' took them that long to decide that you might work out for this position? My interview was only 30 minutes and they offered me the job."
Not even if he was cute and funny?I do a lot of interviewing for work and I would never do a two hour interview....omg
And was stroking his cat all the while?Not even if he was cute and funny?
Cats, beards, and explosions.Well if cats are involved!
What if an owl was perched on his shoulder the entire time?I do a lot of interviewing for work and I would never do a two hour interview....omg
What if he was a meatpuppet, being used by a ventriloquist owl trying to make headway in this anthroponormative society?What if an owl was perched on his shoulder the entire time?
Is this some sort of hip Tumblr thing I don't understand?What if he was a meatpuppet, being used by a ventriloquist owl trying to make headway in this anthroponormative society?
Are you saying you're not actually a rainbow-unicorn-butterfly-kitten masquerading as a human?!Is this some sort of hip Tumblr thing I don't understand?
Have you been reading Cracked again? Have you been abusing the Interrobang again?!!?Mind blown!!!??
That sounds like some sort of horrible torture-porn fetish category.Interrobang
That is exactly what I thought the first time I heard the term. It probably is, too, though not meant in that context here. I mean, that's her and Higgins' concern if she's into that stuff, not mine.That sounds like some sort of horrible torture-porn fetish category.