GasBandit
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Let me tell ya, seeing that guy in person is an experience.
Things I hate
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so right!!Amirite?
Also buying suit jackets that fit giant boobs and normal shoulders is brutal. Blouses aren't possible. I have to wear tight little t shirts with my blazers and omg there is no taking off the blazer in work company lol!! "Can I take your jacket?" they say. "Hell no!" I say.
Someday I'd like to buy a shirt that buttons in the front and doesn't require me to put a safety pin in between the bust gap.
Headaches.
Hangovers.
Being alone.
Being with people.
Having too much to do.
Having nothing to do.
Having just the right amount of things to do but no motivation to do them.
Working when everybody else is free.
Not working when everyone else is working.
Spending all of my time behind the computer.
Not being near my computer.
Being angry.
Being passive.
Frustrations.
Belgian politics.
American politics.
Global politics.
Backroom deals.
People insisting everything be done completely and totally transparently.
Not getting a say.
Everyone getting a say and nothing moving because of it.
Not getting stuff done.
Lists.
Hangovers.
Being alone.
Being with people.
Having too much to do.
Having nothing to do.
Having just the right amount of things to do but no motivation to do them.
Working when everybody else is free.
Not working when everyone else is working.
Spending all of my time behind the computer.
Not being near my computer.
Being angry.
Being passive.
Frustrations.
Belgian politics.
American politics.
Global politics.
Backroom deals.
People insisting everything be done completely and totally transparently.
Not getting a say.
Everyone getting a say and nothing moving because of it.
Not getting stuff done.
Lists.
Subway. We are on out family adventure and it's off to a dubious start. Subway went Pepsi. Assholes.
I had one time, while wearing a uniform tuxedo shirt, I sneezed and it blew out the button that was at my boobs. The pit boss who was with me thought it was the funniest thing she ever saw.Someday I'd like to buy a shirt that buttons in the front and doesn't require me to put a safety pin in between the bust gap.
That would be pretty funny to see in person. It'd be like a Tex Avery cartoon.
Kids, man. I just hate 'em. Like, you're just yelling because you don't know how words work yet. No one gives a shit. But you can't just tell them that. You just gotta let them scream and make BLAAAAAAAHHHHH noises until the parents get embarrassed enough to take them someplace else. They're still assholes, but they get a pass for not knowing any better. I accept it but I don't have to like it.
Butter traces in my Nutella.
It was. At the time I didn't think it was very funny. I was standing in the high roller area with basically a window on my cleavage. But looking back it was definitely something straight out of a cartoon, including the kind of "PEW-TING!" when it flew off and hit the CRT of my computer.
That's the first thing I thought of
Low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products, hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything that exists! Past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
Oh
And Hugh Jackman.
Oh
And Hugh Jackman.
I prefer smaller boobs...shhhh, don't tell anyone. I'll lose my man card.
(I've dated women in the past with spectacularly large breasts. They evidently create all kinds of problems with back pain, fitting in clothes, etc--and you know, smaller ones are just as fun to play with)
(I've dated women in the past with spectacularly large breasts. They evidently create all kinds of problems with back pain, fitting in clothes, etc--and you know, smaller ones are just as fun to play with)
"Everything over a handful is a waste" as the saying goes...Though I like my big soft warm pillow
(don't tell my girlfriend I called them that. I'll lose booby-sleeping-privileges)
I'm gonna reiterate and lament about button-up shirts not closing properly! 
And I don't even think my boobs are outrageous (I consider them average and lovely), so why can't they make shirts that just button up with out that gap??
I also hate pranks.
And pizza.
...and chocolate (with a few exceptions).
And I don't even think my boobs are outrageous (I consider them average and lovely), so why can't they make shirts that just button up with out that gap??I also hate pranks.
And pizza.
...and chocolate (with a few exceptions).
That's OK, sweetie. I'll eat your pizza and chocolate for you. That's just the generous kind of person that I am.I'm gonna reiterate and lament about button-up shirts not closing properly!
I also hate pranks.
And pizza.
...and chocolate (with a few exceptions).
Aw, you're the best!
Me too. Something about partly cloudy days I think.
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The movie or him as Wolverine in general?[DOUBLEPOST=1445889933,1445889820][/DOUBLEPOST]Also people who sell "health products" that are part of an MLM and have no basis in science.
Oh yeah!
That QRay bracelet. And all that Pseudoscience bullshit. So everything Scientological, too. Including Tom Cruise.