Not this time. If I was doing the thing, I'd say...I can't tell if you're doing that thing again. Are you doing that thing again?
Amigo, your astounding alliteration alleviates all answers!Actually, Vincent Vega was voicelessly and violently ventilated in a verifiably vacated villa by a vacillating but very vicious son of a Vietnam Veteran.
Once again, the picture in your footer makes so many of your posts better.Because of you bastards I googled my ex from high school. Her husband just died.
Please don't google my wife. I like my life.Because of you bastards I googled my ex from high school. Her husband just died.
And, yet the majority of Americans only use dry TP after a deuce. The more you know...Anyway, speaking of "random crap,"
I paused to pet a dog on my way into work this morning. He pet me back, you know how dogs do, with his paw on my hand. When his paw slid away, I saw on the back of my hand evidence he had recently stepped in dog doo.
I tried to scrape it off on a nearby tree, I got into my car and did what I could with napkins, but man, you just don't feel clean until you get that sucker scrubbed with soap. That was a distracting drive into work. (I wasn't at home when that happened, I had stopped to run an errand on my way in, so I wasn't where I could just go back into the house and wash).
This reminded me of this /r/india thread from a month ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/3nmmfl/np_issue_with_indian_roommate_re_bathroom/And, yet the majority of Americans only use dry TP after a deuce. The more you know...
Well, we don't grasp things (esp food) with our asscheeks. Most of us, anyway.And, yet the majority of Americans only use dry TP after a deuce. The more you know...
I started using baby wipes 26 years ago--long before they made flushable disposables for adults. I'm fussy about cleanliness that way.And, yet the majority of Americans only use dry TP after a deuce. The more you know...
I tried to think of a good one involving the phrase "big D" but I'm having a bit of trouble there.
Better than calling it "Under."I'm going to make a version of Uber with strippers in the car and call it Boober.
...call it Boober.
Just let it flow over and through you. Be zen with Halforums.This crap is so random I'm having trouble following it.
That reminds me of a friend of mine who had an idea to open a male version of Hooters. It would've been called Shooters.I'm going to make a version of Uber with strippers in the car and call it Boober.
I can imagine the logo.That reminds me of a friend of mine who had an idea to open a male version of Hooters. It would've been called Shooters.
The School of Rock was a fun movie. I could see it doing well as a series.I just learned that Nickelodeon is going to make a series based on...The School of Rock. THERE IS NO SCOUT MASTER IN THE SKY!
Yes it was a cinematic masterpiece, but have you SEEN Nick's track-record with live action lately? I am filled with unease, UNEASE I SAY!The School of Rock was a fun movie. I could see it doing well as a series.
Are you sure it's not gas?I am filled with unease, UNEASE I SAY!
No, I'm over here.Are you sure it's not gas?