Cajungal
Staff member
DO IT AND POST SCREENSHOTS PLEEEEEASE
Cajungal
Staff member
I just can't drink and grade/lesson plan. My comments get way too sarcastic for tiny people's brains/hearts.
But that's the only reason I'd want to be a teacher!
fade
Staff member
Taint is such an awesomely funny word.
So here's a real conversation between me and Jun half an hour ago:
I just got home for a couple hours over at Craft Street.
As soon as I get home, I make a beeline to the bedroom.
Jun is layin on the bed watching Chinese soap operas.
Me: "Hey Jun!"
Jun: "(muted) Hey."
Me: "Really? That's the welcome I get?"
Jun: "What did you expect? Me in a cheerleader outfit with Pom Pom's cheering, 'Welcome home! Welcome home!'?"
Me: "........"
Jun: "Just kidding! Of course you know your wife wants to see you and cuddle!"
Me: "Oh REALLY. That's why you refused to last night."
Jun: "What are you talking about? When??"
Me: "Around 2:30am, when I finished playing games with Gasbandit."
Jun: "I don't remember. I must have really been fast aleep."
Me: "Yeah, well, I'm mad at you."
Jun: "Why??"
Me: "Because I *tried* to cuddle and you wouldn't, and it was the worst possible time for a refusal."
Jun: ".....erm...what do you mean?"
Me: "Nevermind. I shouldn't say."
Jun: "You have to tell me now."
Me: "I'm not so sure I should."
Jun: "There's no way you can't tell me now."
Me: "Fine. When I went to bed and tried falling asleep, I suddenly saw what looked like a shadow person right in front of me. It scared the hell out of me. I got my phone and shined a light, and it was gone. I tried to wake you up or hold you because, lets be honest, I was pretty scared, but you mumbled and pushed me away, so instead I sat in bed nervously eyeing the room until exhaustion took over and I fell asleep."
Jun: "........"
Me: "Anyhow, I'm sure it was just my brain playing tricks on me, as tends to happen when a person gets really tired."
Jun: "We're sleeping with the lights on."
*20 minutes later as I check the room--lights still on*
I just got home for a couple hours over at Craft Street.
As soon as I get home, I make a beeline to the bedroom.
Jun is layin on the bed watching Chinese soap operas.
Me: "Hey Jun!"
Jun: "(muted) Hey."
Me: "Really? That's the welcome I get?"
Jun: "What did you expect? Me in a cheerleader outfit with Pom Pom's cheering, 'Welcome home! Welcome home!'?"
Me: "........"
Jun: "Just kidding! Of course you know your wife wants to see you and cuddle!"
Me: "Oh REALLY. That's why you refused to last night."
Jun: "What are you talking about? When??"
Me: "Around 2:30am, when I finished playing games with Gasbandit."
Jun: "I don't remember. I must have really been fast aleep."
Me: "Yeah, well, I'm mad at you."
Jun: "Why??"
Me: "Because I *tried* to cuddle and you wouldn't, and it was the worst possible time for a refusal."
Jun: ".....erm...what do you mean?"
Me: "Nevermind. I shouldn't say."
Jun: "You have to tell me now."
Me: "I'm not so sure I should."
Jun: "There's no way you can't tell me now."
Me: "Fine. When I went to bed and tried falling asleep, I suddenly saw what looked like a shadow person right in front of me. It scared the hell out of me. I got my phone and shined a light, and it was gone. I tried to wake you up or hold you because, lets be honest, I was pretty scared, but you mumbled and pushed me away, so instead I sat in bed nervously eyeing the room until exhaustion took over and I fell asleep."
Jun: "........"
Me: "Anyhow, I'm sure it was just my brain playing tricks on me, as tends to happen when a person gets really tired."
Jun: "We're sleeping with the lights on."
*20 minutes later as I check the room--lights still on*
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, but did she respond when you got off ventrilo with me, and went to go cuddle TWO nights ago?
I believe that's "Drunk AND Monkey".
That's not how I remember the song going.
Aw, sing it with me.
On the one hand, I actually know the song.Aw, sing it with me.
On the other hand, at first glance I saw "Shtuppa you face" which was even more amusing.
--Patrick
