This goes in the "minor victory" column: in the face of all the crap that is happening with my workplace (@Krisken, most of the stuff they're reporting isn't true, by the way), it does appear that we have a brief reprieve from the closure talk. Also, I now have a firm date as the "first day I can consider retiring": October 6, 2017. After that point, I can kick the DOC to the curb if I so desire.