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The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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She never smiles, period, because she's clearly dead inside.
Cajungal
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It's worse than that. It's this weird, joyless smile that makes her look like an alien who's trying to master human communication but can't get it just right. The only thing she used correctly is the #blessed hash tag. That is to say, she annoys everyone.
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Does she also love movies and tv shows?
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Cajungal
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So you are telling us that you work with Hillary Clinton...
I have recently started watching House of Cards with my wife @Squidleybits and now find my self turning to the side and explaining things to the audience in a Southern accent.
The cats are quite confused.
The cats are quite confused.
I didn't realize it was a thing but when I was at the Island Dragway in Great Meadows yesterday, watching drag races between Nostalgia-class racers, then later between alcohol Funny Cars, I saw at least 10 visibly (and in a few cases, heavily) pregnant women that looked like they were under 30. I mean, that felt like a lot to see in one place at one time, you know? I saw an alcohol Funny Car called Time Bomb do 213 mph in the quarter-mile, that was awesome.
Other than that, though, my sunburn reminds me of this classic PA strip:
Other than that, though, my sunburn reminds me of this classic PA strip:
My laptop decided that now was a good time to die, amidst pet issues and my cousins coming into town for their vacation in which we are the hosts. Right now I'm on an older one, not running so well, but at least it doesn't have smoke coming out of it (yeah ...)
Ordered a new one, had to take money of out savings because of the aforementioned stuff going on, and while I stress and whine about ever touching the savings, I feel I should do less griping and more being grateful that it's there at all, and we'll soon add that much back to it, and then some.
So, that's why it's not in a rant thread, and instead I'll say: cool, getting a new laptop. If only number pads hadn't come back into style; ah well.
Ordered a new one, had to take money of out savings because of the aforementioned stuff going on, and while I stress and whine about ever touching the savings, I feel I should do less griping and more being grateful that it's there at all, and we'll soon add that much back to it, and then some.
So, that's why it's not in a rant thread, and instead I'll say: cool, getting a new laptop. If only number pads hadn't come back into style; ah well.
Today I read about an alleged bribery case, where Person A bribed Person B because Person B could provide some benefit to Person A. Due to reasons unknown, such as strict regulations and/or oversight, Person A didn't just give money to Person B, instead he introduced Person B to a girl. Person B and the girl hit it off, and eventually they got married.
I was thinking what it'd be like for the girl. Does she know she's a bribe bride? If so, did she intend to marry Person B from the outset? Or did she really fall for Person B?
What if the marriage doesn't work out? Is the girl obligated to stay with Person B? Would she be forced to stay in the marriage by Person A?
What if circumstances change, and Person B is no longer able to provide the benefit to Person A? Would it be ok for the girl to divorce Person B? Would she be obligated to divorce him?
Or maybe Person A just basically intended to keep introducing girls to Person B, until they found one he'd like?
I find this whole scenario to be increasingly fascinating the more I think about it.
I was thinking what it'd be like for the girl. Does she know she's a bribe bride? If so, did she intend to marry Person B from the outset? Or did she really fall for Person B?
What if the marriage doesn't work out? Is the girl obligated to stay with Person B? Would she be forced to stay in the marriage by Person A?
What if circumstances change, and Person B is no longer able to provide the benefit to Person A? Would it be ok for the girl to divorce Person B? Would she be obligated to divorce him?
Or maybe Person A just basically intended to keep introducing girls to Person B, until they found one he'd like?
I find this whole scenario to be increasingly fascinating the more I think about it.
GasBandit
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It sounds to me like the introduction was the bribe. I think the lattermost is probably the case.
@Squidleybits "A wild Cleefairy has appeared!"
@HCGLNS "Did you say Clit Fairy? Is that like a Pussy Troll?"
@HCGLNS "Did you say Clit Fairy? Is that like a Pussy Troll?"
So . . .
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I took over two gyms!
I'm always a few levels behind the kids who have the gyms right now. (Granted, I don't have as much time as I'd like to devote to the game.) But once those little shits go back to school, all your gyms are belong to ME!
We were at a spot with two gyms and two stops and watched two people fight over them. I took them both when they left 
I had to use all six of my best to take one of the defenders.
I had to use all six of my best to take one of the defenders.
GasBandit
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I read something about that on Imgur. Leslie would be ecstatic about it getting people out into the parks, until she shows up and finds them all standing round looking at their phones. Andy would chuck an old flip phone at a squirrel and say "HOW MANY POINTS WAS THAT WORTH?!"
Ron would be pleased to find that Ivy and Zoey now want to go hiking with him. Then it turns out it's so they can hatch rare Pokemon eggs and find a legendary that spawned near his cabin. Then someone would have to explain to Ron what Pokemon are.
"So they're imaginary monsters that you have to find in the real world and kill them?"
"No, you don't kill them, you catch them so you can train them!"
"Train them for what?"
"For battling other trainers' Pokemon."
"So you train a wild beast to fight to the death?"
"No, they just faint when they get defeated."
"Every time this starts to get interesting, it immediately becomes boring again."
Ron finds out that Ivy named her Herdier "Ron" because of it's mustache.
Tom would have ridiculous names for all of his 'mons. "Check this out, this is my Rayquaza, I call him 'Tom Haverford Presents Swag-zilla.' Took me all of my two weeks vacation and a few personal days to get, but he's worth it."
Jam would troll other players by leaving magikarp everywhere. In the middle of the night, he'd go to landmarks and take over people's gyms.
...this needs to be a real thing. SOMEONE FIND SOME DIRT ON NBC AND BLACKMAIL THEM UNTIL THIS HAPPENS!
Vistaprint had a 50% off posters, and Target had crappy 2x3ft frames for $10... So here's my new office decoration:
35 posts a page...odd number. Almost "72 virgins" weird.
Cajungal
Staff member
Or 6-8 black men. If you've read that David Sedaris essay.
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By this reckoning, I'm always on my period.
What the hell is wrong with you savages? Cap'n Crunch tears the shit out of the roof of your mouth! It's like eating glass made of sugar; sweet, sweet sugggaaaarr.
No no no no... it's GOTTA be Crunchberries, seriously. Cap'n Crunch would be my go-to stoner chow. If, y'know, I indulged.
Steel-rolled oats is where it's at, plebs.