Oh no doubt no doubt, warts and all and what not.
ALSO-when your country's court system is worse than Japanifornia's, you KNOW your in deep shit.
DOUBLE ALSO-the costume bundle is free...I wanna make a snarky complaint, but I get to dress Phoenix up as Furio Tigre for free and that rules.
You say that as if you haven't binged them all in the last year for the first time so you barely had to wait. >.>
CHARLEY-fuck yeah, now that's a call-back! NOW TALK ABOUT LADDERS!
Some of the Sith armors in SWTOR are ridonkulous. Especially when it comes to SHOULDERS OF DOOM. Seriously, over the course of 2 flashpoints (Athiss and Cademimu) my Sith Marauder got a couple of body armors that had shoulder pieces so big you could launch a TIE fighter off them. On the second one, they were even blade shaped, so after I put it on, I made my character spin around and told my teammates: "Ha-ha, I shall shred the enemy with my SHOULDERS OF DOOM!" The latest armor I got has more reasonable shoulder pieces (ie down from Warcraft levels to Dragon Age) but I also found a super creepy helmet, so I got that going for me. I'll post pictures later.
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Also its Japanifornia, 20 year olds can marry seventeen year olds, and psychics are treated as no big deal, ITS ALL CRAZY!
Also its Japanifornia, 20 year olds can marry seventeen year olds, and psychics are treated as no big deal, ITS ALL CRAZY!
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...what the fuck...did a prosecutor just verbally abuse the defense and the judge...called them out on it?! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! This dude has let whippings, coffee throwings, and air guitar shows go, but THIS GUY pisses him off the most. Man...that says something.
EDIT: Nevermind...dammit judge.
EDIT: Nevermind...dammit judge.
Still on ep 2, and while I all ready guessed who the killer is, proving who the FUCK he is is going to be...sooooooooooooo satisfying. I want said person to BURN!
PHOENIX WRIGHT PLAY LOGUE
...wow...
Don't get me wrong, I love this game and all the whacky little courtroom antics with-in it but...SERIOUSLY?!
...wow...
WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED-that one of the main Defense attorneys...and one of the main prosecuting attorneys had a past, AND that said prosecuting attorney changed a lot since the both of them last met each other...seriously?! AGAIN?!
Don't get me wrong, I love this game and all the whacky little courtroom antics with-in it but...SERIOUSLY?!
EP 3
...can't...stop...smiling...MAYA IS BACK! SURE IS PROBABLY ONLY FOR THIS GAME- but I don't fucking care, THE PINK PRINCESS HAS RETURNED TO US!
...can't...stop...smiling...MAYA IS BACK! SURE IS PROBABLY ONLY FOR THIS GAME- but I don't fucking care, THE PINK PRINCESS HAS RETURNED TO US!
I want to STRANGLE princess Rayfa, its a good thing the law of Ace Attorney dictates
she'll be charged with murder to humbler her because UGH-she makes Ace Attorney 2 Fransizka Von Karma look less bull-shit filled. At least SHE offered to give Maya a "Justified self-defense" plea.
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ALSO, what is the point of being friends with a fingerprint powder happy forensic scientist if I can't be a fingerprint powder/luminol happy attorney?! I want to light that shit up at any time, not just when the game lets me! 
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Right right, my bad.
Agreed on the Luminol/finger-print deally, fresh memories of spraying the SHIT out of everywhere in episode 5 of Ace Atorney one, good times.
Agreed on the Luminol/finger-print deally, fresh memories of spraying the SHIT out of everywhere in episode 5 of Ace Atorney one, good times.
PHEONIX WRIGHT LOGUE
Wow...
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Wow...
...prosecutor Sadmadabs has more in common with Edgeworth than I THOUGHT! Not ONLY does he have a secret past with a defense attorney, but he's also the SON of one! Next thin you know he'll get his own spin-off series where only the first one will be released in the states while the second one will be in translation fucking limbo because fuck you Capcom.
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reeeeeeeeeeeeally hoping his surprise at Maya's channeling ability...is a lie. You are an international PROSECUTING ATTORNEY, living in a world where GHOSTS fucking exist, and where documentation of people communicating and being po-SESSED by said spirits has been well documented with-in the past DECADE! Turn in your little flower prosecuting badge, that all prosecutors keep in their pockets because a scary German murderer said so!
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...Welp...I need a hug after ep 3, that's for sure.
REALLY glad Blackquill is a friend of the accused and most likely refused to prosecute the incredibly English named Japanese noodle maker, otherwise I'd think it... a little ODD that Yutes is back in the states.
It's because they think only their royal family can spirit channel. It was a whole plot point!
Which is why I'm hoping he's lying about his dis-knowledge, given that he's an international prosecutor ala Fransizka Von Karma from Ace Attorney 3 onwards. Its like, what, after going through ALL these countries the knowledge that other spirit channelers exist, one of whom has been in in-SANELY high profile legal cases years ago slipped his mind? Something is up with Sadmadabs.
On the topic of prosecutors, can one of these pussy Defense Attorneys CALL OUT when they physically attack them?! Friska, Godot, Blackquill, now the new guy, WHY IS THIS LEGAL WORLD SO SCARY?!
My wife wanted to fight the Malfestio with me in Monster Hunter before she fought it alone for her village urgent. It went smoothly and she felt ready to take it on by herself.
I go to make dinner, and a few minutes later: "Fuck this. Stop it! Fuck you! It's killing me! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
Apparently the game's RNG gave her a coward monster, so every time she'd damage it a little, it would fly to another area and she'd have to go chasing it across the map, dragging the fight out over half an hour and getting her killed a couple times as her stamina would wear.
I go to make dinner, and a few minutes later: "Fuck this. Stop it! Fuck you! It's killing me! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
Apparently the game's RNG gave her a coward monster, so every time she'd damage it a little, it would fly to another area and she'd have to go chasing it across the map, dragging the fight out over half an hour and getting her killed a couple times as her stamina would wear.
.Episode 4 is abso-LUTE-ly insane and I fucking love it.