The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[PatrThom]

There are so many slice-n-dices of All Star out there.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

This makes me uncomfortable

 

[PatrThom]

At least it wasn't hair remover and a redhead.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

At least it wasn't hair remover and a redhead.

 

[GasBandit]

Did I just watch an 18 minute video on Poppy, and her involvement with the illuminati?

Why did I do that?

 

[PatrThom]

Did I just watch an 18 minute video on Poppy, and her involvement with the illuminati?

Why did I do that?

Because it's Poppy.
Did you delete your Facebook yet?

--Patrick

 

[fade]

Who the hell is Poppy?

 

[GasBandit]

Who the hell is Poppy?

On the surface, a youtuber trying to sell her albums.
If you follow the breadcrumbs, she's a series of vatgrown hand-tailored clones used to make and sell albums, and as soon as one Poppy starts to gain awareness and/or desire freedom, she is killed off and replaced by the next one.

 

[fade]

That sounds completely plausible, unfortunately.

 

[GasBandit]

Spoiler: Lyrics

I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus

Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
(Screeching)
(Awful shit)

 

[Gruebeard]

Spoiler: Lyrics

I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tapeworms on my penis
So the fleshworms will drink brainjuice from your fetus

Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
(Screeching)
(Awful shit)

You know, you don't have have to offer Gascam Karaoke suggestions. You can just do it.

 

[PatrThom]

Heyyyyy you guys remember this, right?

It was amazing neat-o really wow, wasn't it.
...Want one? You can have one built for your very own living room for only $95000.

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

 

[PatrThom]

Week One:

He may be a weirdo, but he sure is entertaining (and talented).

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

MY BRAIN

 

[PatrThom]

MY BRAIN

That's what you get for watching that video at 2 in the morning.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Didn't Monty Python chase this guy out of a nightclub?

 

[PatrThom]

It's no Muppophone.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

That's also not a Muppophone.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

Paint me like one of your French girls, Ernie.

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

She must be related to Leela's dad.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

[DOUBLEPOST=1507345225,1507344869][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

I can't even...



Is there really a market for this? Do lots of people look at Truck Nuts and think "Hey, I would feel so chill if I could just give those a squeeze."

 

[GasBandit]

I can't even...



Is there really a market for this? Do lots of people look at Truck Nuts and think "Hey, I would feel so chill if I could just give those a squeeze."

That hurt to watch. That really did.

 

[PatrThom]

Wonder if they'll introduce a matching accessory.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I actually thought I was going to see this in the other thread where we were talking about spaghetti.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

Okay, maybe we DO need a WTF button.