Ok, Jesus, don't be pedants over my hyperbolic dislike of the new Berserk.
Look, no one here has ever before exaggerated or used hyperbole on these forums. We're all perfectly normal, literal-minded people who say exactly what we mean, no more, no less. This ensures perfect communication, and is the reason this forum is as civil as it is and such a financial success.
Allowing someone to use hyperbole like this would destroy our reputation, bring down the value of our merchandise, lead to a breakdown in communication, turn all of is against one another, and ultimately lead to the death of several members and incarceration of others. Which would be bad.
So, no exaggerations, or the doomweasels will come get you.