GasBandit
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Shrek fanfics are getting out of hand!
Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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figmentPez
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GasBandit
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"I got disqualified for violating the 'spirit' of the race."
And probably also for not being a cub scout.
figmentPez
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Considering that he's not talking about abstract points, but a completion time, he's using the word deduction in a way that's consistent with the dictionary definition, even if it's tonally inconsistent with the context. Completing extra tasks gets time subtracted (deducted) from the measured time.
I thought he was going to train a dog to do it.
figmentPez
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figmentPez
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I find it hilarious that this has started going viral, because I literally found this while cleaning out my old desk this week...
(Also, most Zoomers probably do remember Netflix by mail, because both of my kids do, and this envelope was even for a DVD for my daughter)
figmentPez
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I made sooooo many points on Reddit on this picture a couple months ago.
figmentPez
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When I was a kid, the family next door had a black labrador, and they sometimes let me play fetch with him with a tennis ball. Being the little shit that I was, I once faked a throw, leading to the dog running off, looking around in confusion, then coming back to me to see the ball still in my hand.
After that, the dog did not fall for any of my fake throws, not a single one. And he always seemed a bit reluctant to surrender the ball to me again.
Also that ball was covered in dog saliva so my hand got covered in it too and then afterwards I touched my mom's hand without washing my hands first and she freaked out.
After that, the dog did not fall for any of my fake throws, not a single one. And he always seemed a bit reluctant to surrender the ball to me again.
Also that ball was covered in dog saliva so my hand got covered in it too and then afterwards I touched my mom's hand without washing my hands first and she freaked out.
figmentPez
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level of enthusiasm.
I'm getting one of those.
figmentPez
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Please tell me these are real:
EDIT: A quick google says they are, but you have to order them from the undead corpse of ThinkGeek.
EDIT: A quick google says they are, but you have to order them from the undead corpse of ThinkGeek.
well Thinkgeek was absorbed by Gamestop and theyre showing in stock for me there for $10 if that helpsPlease tell me these are real:
EDIT: A quick google says they are, but you have to order them from the undead corpse of ThinkGeek.
figmentPez
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FTFY
fun note, my local gamestop folded after 15 years, seeing those poor guys go from smug assholes, to applying at my workplace for a job, and having to interview them was a highlight of my week. Its not that im a vindictive asshole, but as an adult, in his 30s, their behavior towards their customer base was horrifying. it was down the street from my work so i would often stop after work to buy the newest switch game, and the amount of literal garbage they were peddling and saying had me, as a god damn sales manager, having vietnam flashbacks to being a college kid working part-time at radioshack. the same set of guys had been working that location since i was in high school.
Well sure, if you wanna be all accurate about it but do you want the corn things or not