The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[drifter]

Shit, if someone offers Dave six figures I'll go pee on his doorknobs if he doesn't take it.

 

[Dave]

Hi David,

Thanks for helping me understand your position. If anything changes for you, please let me know.

Best,

 

[bhamv3]

Your doorknobs are safe.

For now.

 

[HCGLNS]

Is that the Halforums pilgrimage? Go to Omaha in Ohio and piss on Daves doorknobs? Do we get a group rate? Post covid obviosly. Can we mail our pee until then?

 

[Dave]

Omaha in Ohio? Do you not know where Nebraska is?

 

[Bubble181]

Omaha in Ohio? Do you not know where Nebraska is?

Somewhere in flyover country, but who can remember all them weird names?

 

[HCGLNS]

It touches Kentucky and Montana doesn't it?

 

[mikerc]

Omaha in Ohio? Do you not know where Nebraska is?

They're discussing coming to your house during a pandemic to pee on your doorknobs. Do you really want to correct them when they wander off in the wrong direction?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Your doorknobs are safe.

For now.

Speak for yourself. *unzip!*

 

[HCGLNS]

They're discussing coming to your house during a pandemic to pee on your doorknobs. Do you really want to correct them when they wander off in the wrong direction?

Shhhh! By getting him fixated on the minutiae of where Omaha is, he is tacitly embracing the doorknob ritual. Only 2 more posts and it's official!

 

[Emrys]

Something something doomweasels something under your bed something

 

[figmentPez]

Omaha in Ohio? Do you not know where Nebraska is?

"We're here in the Mutual of Omaha building, looking for Dave...."

 

[Ravenpoe]

"We're here in the Mutual of Omaha building, looking for Dave...."

He's at the Alamo, which is absolutely in Alamo, Texas.

 

[Bubble181]

He's at the Alamo, which is absolutely in Alamo, Texas.

The car rental place? It's right down the street! I didn't know Texas was that close by!

 

[Celt Z]

He's at the Alamo, which is absolutely in Alamo, Texas.

Check the basement.

 

[Squidleybits]

I guess I'm not the target audience?

 

[HCGLNS]

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I guess I'm not the target audience?

Oooooooo we are your Yankee bears....whyyyyy have you forsaken us? Ooooooooo......

 

[drifter]

Ohhh, so the crescent design is so you can look them in the eyes while hugging. I always wondered why those bears were made to look osteoporotic.

 

[Frank]

I'm 38.

 

[HCGLNS]

I'm 38.

Hello 38 I'm HCGLNS.

 

[GasBandit]

I just got home, so it's officially FRIDAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Squidleybits]

I can’t sleep and I have no idea why. I was playing one of my farm games to pass the time until my giant sook of a cat, Pud sprawled on my laptop in an attempt to get me to close it so he could sleep on me. So, now I can’t sleep with my giant sook of a cat sprawled all of over me. At least he’s warm.

 

[DarkAudit]

Have you been able to get to sleep with your giant sook of a cat sprawled all over you before?

 

[Squidleybits]

Have you been able to get to sleep with your giant sook of a cat sprawled all over you before?

Apparently shortly after complaining about him here lol.

 

[HCGLNS]

You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash, homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack.

Yeah, you can do all that at home

 

[HCGLNS]

Yeah, you can do all that at home

It's easy, Mmmmkay!

 

[GasBandit]

It's easy, Mmmmkay!

Bich is latin for generosity.

 

[HCGLNS]

Bich is latin for generosity.

Step 1 instead of ass say buns. Like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole.

 

[chris]

Unpopular opinion incoming ( I think).

Springsteen's new song "Ghosts" is not very good.

It's crap.

 

[Squidleybits]

I slipped getting out of the shower and sliced the back of my heel badly and bled everywhere

The cats have been mauling me ever since though.

 

[BErt]

Robinhood halts gamestop trading today so the goddamn adrenaline junkies of the internet took dogecoin to 8 cents and broke the binance servers.

 

[MindDetective]

Robinhood halts gamestop trading today so the goddamn adrenaline junkies of the internet took dogecoin to 8 cents and broke the binance servers.

The mob is loose.

 

[Fun Size]

Just received a tax form for the over $7000 unemployment we didn't collect and reported as fraud in September. So glad I immediately reported it so it didn't get any further.