figmentPez
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Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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One guy died, and someone else joined the main group really late, practically sabotaged the whole thing.
It does say "tiger skin chicken feet" but the dish doesn't actually involve tiger skin. It's basically chicken feet braised in sauces. The braising process gives the chicken feet a banded appearance reminiscent of the stripes on a tiger.
GasBandit
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Ok, now explain "fuck the duck until it exploded" please
GasBandit
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Ok, so stir-fry the duck until it explodes...?
爆 (bào) literally means explode, but in cuisine it means to fry something in oil over a very high heat to release the aromas. This often creates a popping or crackling effect, reminiscent of an explosion, which is why it's called 爆.
干 (gān or gàn) in Simplified Chinese can have two meanings, dry and fuck. They are pronounced differently, but they are both written with the same character.
干爆 would normally mean to "dry" fry over a high heat, ie to use less oil than normal. Therefore, 干爆鴨子 would normally mean to fry the duck meat (likely chopped up into chunks) over high heat with not too much oil, thus creating an aromatic dish that's crispy on the outside while tender in the middle.
However, Chinese also has an interesting quirk where a verb phrase comprises a character that forms the verb and then another character that serves as an adverb, adjective, or result. 打歪 ("hit crooked") would mean to knock something askew. 念完 ("read finish") means to read something to its end, like a novel or a textbook. 睡飽 ("sleep satiated") means to get enough sleep. Thus, 干爆 ("fuck explode") would mean "fucking something to cause it to explode".
And so we get "Fuck the duck until exploded".
干 (gān or gàn) in Simplified Chinese can have two meanings, dry and fuck. They are pronounced differently, but they are both written with the same character.
干爆 would normally mean to "dry" fry over a high heat, ie to use less oil than normal. Therefore, 干爆鴨子 would normally mean to fry the duck meat (likely chopped up into chunks) over high heat with not too much oil, thus creating an aromatic dish that's crispy on the outside while tender in the middle.
However, Chinese also has an interesting quirk where a verb phrase comprises a character that forms the verb and then another character that serves as an adverb, adjective, or result. 打歪 ("hit crooked") would mean to knock something askew. 念完 ("read finish") means to read something to its end, like a novel or a textbook. 睡飽 ("sleep satiated") means to get enough sleep. Thus, 干爆 ("fuck explode") would mean "fucking something to cause it to explode".
And so we get "Fuck the duck until exploded".
figmentPez
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Really hope this doesn't give a proctologist any ideas.
Whiskey is good enough for both jobs...
Wouldn't this just taste like watered down tequila? Tequila and vodka both have roughly the same alcohol content, so all this does is remove the tequila taste.Coming soon to a Jackbox night near you -
I'm okay with this.
That being said, only once in my life did I truly have "sipping tequila". My Canadian boss in Shanghai brought it back from a trip tp Mexico and told me he'd slug me if I downed it like a shot as one tends to do with your typical bar tequila. It was one of the smoothest drinks I've ever had. I didn't even know tequila could taste so good.
I once had a Don Julio Anejo that was 20 years in the barrel. It had taken on so much vanillin from the wood that it almost tasted like cream soda.
GasBandit
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You're bleeding because you don't floss enough, but you're gonna be bleeding even more when I have to numb you up to dig out calculus hiding on the root surfaces of your teeth under gums with this sickle scaler I just sharpened.
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows. And it will flow.
The difference is that they know what they are doing.
Reminds me of a joke I heard from a stand-up. "The doctor said I had astigmatism from the light at the back of the theatre shining in my eyes over years of doing comedy. He said I can fix it with laser eye surgery. I said what's that, and he said, 'Well I shine this light in your eye...'"
They drug and rape you?
Any time I think of dentists, I think of this scene from Gremlins 2.
EDIT: Whoops, video I posted wasn't in English. Fixed now.
EDIT: Whoops, video I posted wasn't in English. Fixed now.
