I'm at the gas station today, and I look over at the car next to me, and... it's Dante from Clerks! Even funnier because the gas station we're at is part of the opening montage of Clerks 2.

No, I didn't get a picture, because a) that would be weird, and b) I was caught off-guard. He wasn't supposed to be there today.
Are you sure it wasn't his cousin Gil from Mallrats? :p
 

GasBandit

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"Man, I've been downloading the LOTR series but nobody's watching it. I'm surprised that nobody told me the downloads skipped episode 3"

That's because you forgot to actually put the episodes on the Plex server, Gas, you dumbass.
 
"Man, I've been downloading the LOTR series but nobody's watching it. I'm surprised that nobody told me the downloads skipped episode 3"

That's because you forgot to actually put the episodes on the Plex server, Gas, you dumbass.
I've done that several times already.

"Ahhhhh, all right. Hunkered down on the couch. Rum & coke in hand. Popcorn popped. No need to get back up for awhile. Let's watch the latest episodes of...oh, goddammit! And I just got comfy."
 
"Man, I've been downloading the LOTR series but nobody's watching it. I'm surprised that nobody told me the downloads skipped episode 3"

That's because you forgot to actually put the episodes on the Plex server, Gas, you dumbass.
And that's why I wrote a .net program to automatically throw files to the appropriate movie/tv folders on my server :D
 
Well sor-reeh. With wedding preparations and travel preparations we've got a huge backlog and the tevo digibox whatever you call it takes presedence since that actually fills up:aaah:
I promise we'll get around to watching it:D
 
Quick English question: Can "corporate" be used as a noun to refer to a company? Because my impression has always been that "corporation" is the noun while "corporate" is the adjective, eg. "a large corporation" vs "corporate profits". But more and more these days I'm seeing phrases like "large corporates".
 
Quick English question: Can "corporate" be used as a noun to refer to a company? Because my impression has always been that "corporation" is the noun while "corporate" is the adjective, eg. "a large corporation" vs "corporate profits". But more and more these days I'm seeing phrases like "large corporates".
Corporation is the noun, corporate used as a noun usually refers to a body of people, like the higher ups of a company, such as "Corporate says we have to do it this way"

Corporate as a noun to refer to a large company, "Donald Trump runs many failing corporates" is technically correct but is old fashioned and at least not very common in American English. Might be more common in UK or Australia
 
Quick English question: Can "corporate" be used as a noun to refer to a company?
As mentioned above, in present-day usage, when "corporate" is used as a noun to refer to the company, it is not referring to the company as a singular entity (like how you might use "BMW" or "Coca-Cola"), but is instead understood to refer to the collective entity composed of the owners/officers of that company, or is also sometimes used the same way you might use the term "headquarters," as in "This is a decision that comes straight from corporate (i.e., the corporation's headquarters)."

--Patrick
 
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Posted on FB today, because I was eating a bag of pistachios and the memory struck me.
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So, when I was a kid, pistachios used to be red.

That's because they used to dye them red. If you're a younger person, you've probably never seen a red pistachio. And they dyed them red (according to most food historians) because they were harvested, dried and imported from overseas and could end up looking blemished or gross and the red color helped cover that up.

These days, we have domestic pistachios, and they no longer dye them red. I think of this every time I'm being super picky over the fruits and vegetables I buy at the grocery store. I'm like "When did I get so finicky? I used to eat food so gross they had to dye it so that I couldn't see how gross it was."
 
Man, once I'm above water a bit I want to start going to indie wrestling shows here in Edmonton. There's so many running all the time and it's like a cheap night out that I can take some friends with and see idiots like Luigi Primo shorten the prime of their lives.
 
I'm doing a translation case for a client, a software services company. They've created a new software suite that will provide a unified interface for all of their applications. They've decided to name this software suite "(Company name) Engine". So far so good. Except the company's English name happens to coincide with the name of a famous game engine, for example let's say the company's called Source or Unity.

I kind of want to point out that no one who Googles the name of their software will see any mention of it, because all they'll get is hits related to the game engine. But I'm just the translator, it's not my place.

Also I'm kind of surprised that no one who works at a software company knew about this game engine and/or pointed it out to the people who named their software suite.
 
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I was grocery shopping this past Wed (as I frequently do), and while I was walking by the frozen food section with my cart, a woman just turned to me out of nowhere and asked, "Hey, they never label these things right. Do you know what 'animal rennet' means?" to which I had to reply that yes, I did know what it means and where it comes from, and she thanked me and I continued my shopping.

What is it about me that makes people assume I work for whatever business I happen to be patronizing at the time? This will happen no matter what kind of (retail) business I go to, no matter what kind of clothes I'm wearing*, or even whether I happen to be carrying a basket/pushing a cart at the time.

--Patrick
*within reason.
 
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GasBandit

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It's a sad thread. I was thinking of N_R last night. The anniversary is coming up. Can you believe next year is 10 years since he passed?
It's always been kind of overshadowed, for me. But yeah, crazy that it'll have been 10 years.
 
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