[Brazelton] Twitter

The last few days have been a complete shitshow, to put it mildly.

First, they introduce the new version of verification, which includes...a checkmark AND a little thing note on your profile saying "official." Double the verfication at half the value!
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When people laughed at how stupid that was when a simple checkmark was just as sufficient, that was quickly dropped.

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And now, a bunch of fake but "verified" accounts (as in, they paid the $8 started cropping up. And naturally, because they looked legitimate enough, people though they were the real thing.
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Oh, and Musk's next brilliant idea: turning Twitter into some kind of banking system.
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Meanwhile, Tesla's stock price dropped another 7.17% just today. It's worth less than half its value only a year ago.

Oh, and the Republican that Musk personally endorsed lost.

So his week is going spectacularly.
 
I can't think of many things I'd rather do less than link my bank info to Twitter.

And all the things I do think of are gruesome ones involving doing bad things to my various body parts.
 
You know what Twitter is missing? Wheels! With Twitter mobile you can take Twitter anywhere but with Mobile Twitter, now Twitter can take YOU anywhere! And the best part is, it's all electric!

Self driving mobile Twitter is just two years out for real guys.
 
The king of Twitter has spoken



Also, wow Twitter sucks now. My uses for it have been for a while just following wrestling stuff and now it's just a deluge of garbage spewing from all corners. Good job everyone I guess.
 
#BlockTheBlue appears to be trending, since having a blue checkmark has apparently mutated from "verified account holder" to "simping for Musk."

--Patrick
 
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Oh no wonder everyone on Twitter is saying goodbye.

Project ruin the lives of thousands of people, a lot of people who don't work for Twitter, but who's livlihoods have come to depend on it successful. Mission Accomplished Elon.
 
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Oh no wonder everyone on Twitter is saying goodbye.

Project ruin the lives of thousands of people, a lot of people who don't work for Twitter, but who's livlihoods have come to depend on it successful. Mission Accomplished Elon.
Yep. Bought it to literally kill it.

Listen, if you have anything on twitter you want to keep, and you haven't done so already, archive it now. Screenshot it, rip it, whatever. Don't wait.

--Patrick
 
I think it’s turned off worldwide, but the error message says “in your country” so I didn’t want to be presumptuous.
 
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