Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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figmentPez
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@Tress This is a reference to Lemon Stealing Whores. Link is to KnowYourMeme, but the meme is about porn. There's nothing explicit at the link, but it is still of dubious work safety.
Also worth noting that James Deen belongs in the Hollwoo Harassing thread because he's a piece of shit, but that's old news.
Bullshit, we all know that with Adam Sandler as Frodo the rest of the Hobbits will be Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider and Chris Rock.Tell me, where is Gandalf, for i much desire to set bees on him:
As Tom Bombadil
Sure, if you want Gollum to start talking about wizards on the moon.
They got back together when filming Ridiculous 6. Schneider also had an appearance in Home Team which was a Happy Madison production. He probably didnt appear in the more recent movies featuring Adam Sandler since they had a more serious tone (Uncut Gems and Hustle).
In another world, in another life, this could've been me.
Ha! I think I know where this sign is. Which means there was a strong possibility I followed it's instructions...Fuck you, Tim. You know what you did. In the woods? You goin' down.
Oof, that last one hits hard because at my job, the average wait time these days to speak with a lowly agent like me is 30-60 minutes, if not longer. So many customers get pissed about that.FEEEEL OLLLLLLLLD
GasBandit
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I'd like there to be a system of spot-checkers, like, phone-based secret shoppers. They'll dial support numbers and time how long the hold is. If 3 calls on 3 different days within the same week are over 30 minutes on hold, ALL company executives are each slapped with a million dollar fine. That fine will be waived if they can document a 50% increase in phone support staff headcount within 30 days, but the fine will be reinstituted if that headcount decreases again within 12 months.
Part of the problem is the way our Retention works. Retention is handled by the Tier 2 Sales/Billing department. If a customer specifically says they're going to switch providers or shop around, we transfer to Retention.
The problem is that frontline grunts like me don't have anything to offer to a customer, so our only recourse is transferring. As a result, that plugs up the Tier 2 queue. Their wait times have been worse, averaging an hour, an hour and a half, or even worse than that. So of course, customers are complaining about that, too.
Recently, though, the company gave us access to some of those Retention/Loyalty bundles. I've reduced the amount of times I've transferred has been reduced...some. The bundles aren't always great, so I still need to transfer. I'd say it's reduced my transfers by a third. And wait times are still bad.
